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Their primary mission is to terrorize all of us into submission so Trump can assume total control. Immigration is a relative afterthought.
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Their primary mission is to terrorize all of us into submission so Trump can assume total control. Immigration is a relative afterthought.
Why isn’t blood soaking through the white sheet?
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Why isn’t blood soaking through the white sheet?
A sheet isn’t draped over his face. He’s completely bundled. Is that SOP ever with someone with a pulse? Has your crew or colleagues ever done that?
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
A sheet isn’t draped over his face. He’s completely bundled. Is that SOP ever with someone with a pulse? Has your crew or colleagues ever done that?
Vance is as pleasant, charismatic and likable as stepping in a mix of warm gum and warm dog shit.
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Vance is as pleasant, charismatic and likable as stepping in a mix of warm gum and warm dog shit.
All due respect, something’s a little squirrelly, or Himmlerry, with this munchkin. I also think he files his teeth to sharp points in idle moments.
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
All due respect, something’s a little squirrelly, or Himmlerry, with this munchkin. I also think he files his teeth to sharp points in idle moments.
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January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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His son was in the next room FFS. A conspiracy pops up after *every* celebrity suicide, from Merriwether Lewis to Kurt Cobain to Hunter Thompson.
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
His son was in the next room FFS. A conspiracy pops up after *every* celebrity suicide, from Merriwether Lewis to Kurt Cobain to Hunter Thompson.
All these people like Shartstain Waltz here think that if they flack for Trump just long enough, they’ll be set for life with consultancies and board memberships.
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January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
All these people like Shartstain Waltz here think that if they flack for Trump just long enough, they’ll be set for life with consultancies and board memberships.
Welker is entirely inadequate to the moment. She’s kinda like spraying air freshener on dog shit.
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Welker is entirely inadequate to the moment. She’s kinda like spraying air freshener on dog shit.
Junior finally decided to cut out the middle man.
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Junior finally decided to cut out the middle man.
The New York Times fluffs Powerade, everyone’s favorite Gatorade knockoff.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The New York Times fluffs Powerade, everyone’s favorite Gatorade knockoff.
“And 60 hours of my 110-hour workweeks are my TV tongue baths on Trump.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“And 60 hours of my 110-hour workweeks are my TV tongue baths on Trump.”
This is substantive and sentimental at the same time.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is substantive and sentimental at the same time.
Some DAR work harder than others. Point taken.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Some DAR work harder than others. Point taken.
There are thousands of rich people around the world who would love to lend their private jet to a former POTUS. But whose jet does Clinton use, over and over again? Epstein’s jet.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There are thousands of rich people around the world who would love to lend their private jet to a former POTUS. But whose jet does Clinton use, over and over again? Epstein’s jet.
Republicans have a problem wrapping their heads around Democrats disliking Democrat pedophiles. Bill Clinton was a scumbag in his private life and a lot of his professional life. Maybe, Democrats say, he should be held accountable.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Republicans have a problem wrapping their heads around Democrats disliking Democrat pedophiles. Bill Clinton was a scumbag in his private life and a lot of his professional life. Maybe, Democrats say, he should be held accountable.
Green Vagina, by Galliano.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Green Vagina, by Galliano.
Squirrel is sick of Keith’s pimento cheese sandwiches.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Squirrel is sick of Keith’s pimento cheese sandwiches.
Or ask his cousin. Who is still alive. What next? I can’t make fun of eating bear roadkill? He’s a sick fuck and the vocal cords of a sick fuck are fair game.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Or ask his cousin. Who is still alive. What next? I can’t make fun of eating bear roadkill? He’s a sick fuck and the vocal cords of a sick fuck are fair game.
He deserves every insult. He’s a fucking horrible specimen of a human being. Just ask his first wife. Oh wait, that can’t happen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He deserves every insult. He’s a fucking horrible specimen of a human being. Just ask his first wife. Oh wait, that can’t happen.
Sometimes god gives us simple red flags. Like fairy-tale simple.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Sometimes god gives us simple red flags. Like fairy-tale simple.
When you mean to say, “I’ll have a cup of the clam chowder,” but instead make a noise like a ship hull grinding an opera singer to death, while cheating on your wife for a decade and eating roadkill, I’m gonna make fun of you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
When you mean to say, “I’ll have a cup of the clam chowder,” but instead make a noise like a ship hull grinding an opera singer to death, while cheating on your wife for a decade and eating roadkill, I’m gonna make fun of you.