screams
i have no idea how to turn the safe settings off on this thing pls internet gods let me just let me look at my friends’ tits, i deserve ass, pls

the equally wonderful and terrifying thing about queer sex is that there’s no assumed stopping point, so

last night i learned how the rose vibrator thingy works and i also learned that, while i can’t make myself cum during shark week, baby can give me multiple rolling orgasms until i forget my own name and my head goes fuzzy

so that’s a fun “welcome back to this app” post

my toxic trait is being attracted to men who could toss me around like a sack of potatoes bc my tiny ass thinks it would be hot to make them cry and beg and make a mess of themselves

I can’t believe I made it through the entirety of October without talking about how much I want to fuck Mothra

Oh I did make one of these. Huh.

goddamn it, we broke the bed frame and now i have to go to the heavenhellscape that is ikea

manifest into the void for me, it’s going to be a perilous journey (for my already crying bank account)

*follows like three more people on this platform and is immediately exhausted*

wait why is my discover feed entirely in german???? I can read a bit of german but not enough for anyone to assume that my fyp should be primarily german????

ok enough thinking, it’s fuckin 4am

we are having a dilemma called:

i’d love to use this space for all my horny little thoughts about my boyfriends and other hot ppl but also the primary way i’d like to interact with people isn’t exactly sex related :/

ok new plan: im just going to start talking and then cool people are just gonna show up

i forgot how long it took me to carve out a nice little space on the internet for me to be a lil ✨spicy✨ and now ive gotta start from scratch :P