🦃 Matthew Jackson 🦃
@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social
One time I sat in the Munster Koach. HWA Member. @scaresshapedus.bsky.social Host. Lead Critic at Dread Central. Bylines at Pop Heist/AV Club/Fangoria/Bloody Disgusting/More. Austin Film Critics member. 🍅-approved.
Turkey brine potion is on the stove!
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Turkey brine potion is on the stove!
Turkey acquired
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Turkey acquired
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
NOW THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
AND IF YA LIKE FISH N GRITS
AND ALL THAT PIMP SHIT
EVERYBODY LEMME HEAR YA SAY OH-YAY-ER
AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
AND IF YA LIKE FISH N GRITS
AND ALL THAT PIMP SHIT
EVERYBODY LEMME HEAR YA SAY OH-YAY-ER
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
NOW THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
AND IF YA LIKE FISH N GRITS
AND ALL THAT PIMP SHIT
EVERYBODY LEMME HEAR YA SAY OH-YAY-ER
AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
AND IF YA LIKE FISH N GRITS
AND ALL THAT PIMP SHIT
EVERYBODY LEMME HEAR YA SAY OH-YAY-ER
The killer Santa star of this movie (Brandon Maggart) is Fiona Apple's Dad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The killer Santa star of this movie (Brandon Maggart) is Fiona Apple's Dad.
Favorite part of this week's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is @hollyanderson.bsky.social doing a dead-on psychological profile of Lane Kiffin.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Favorite part of this week's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is @hollyanderson.bsky.social doing a dead-on psychological profile of Lane Kiffin.
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
*Benoit Blanc voice*
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old adversary back to sully another Yuletide with his piddly little surveillance state.
Elf on the Shelf, more like Narc in the Dark.
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old adversary back to sully another Yuletide with his piddly little surveillance state.
Elf on the Shelf, more like Narc in the Dark.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
*Benoit Blanc voice*
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old adversary back to sully another Yuletide with his piddly little surveillance state.
Elf on the Shelf, more like Narc in the Dark.
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old adversary back to sully another Yuletide with his piddly little surveillance state.
Elf on the Shelf, more like Narc in the Dark.
It's Benoit Blanc Time.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It's Benoit Blanc Time.
Just recorded the Christmas Eve episode of @scaresshapedus.bsky.social.
Y'all might want to watch/rewatch this one some time over the next five weeks. For reasons.
Y'all might want to watch/rewatch this one some time over the next five weeks. For reasons.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just recorded the Christmas Eve episode of @scaresshapedus.bsky.social.
Y'all might want to watch/rewatch this one some time over the next five weeks. For reasons.
Y'all might want to watch/rewatch this one some time over the next five weeks. For reasons.
Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
"Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
We recently transitioned to a toddler bed because the kid finally figured out how to consistently escape his crib.
It's created some... interesting evenings.
It's created some... interesting evenings.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
We recently transitioned to a toddler bed because the kid finally figured out how to consistently escape his crib.
It's created some... interesting evenings.
It's created some... interesting evenings.
There's a bomb in the Oreo factory. You don't come up with a new kind of Oreo every fiscal quarter, the Oreo factory blows up. What do you do?
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There's a bomb in the Oreo factory. You don't come up with a new kind of Oreo every fiscal quarter, the Oreo factory blows up. What do you do?
Catching a favorite Brit standup who's finally made it to Texas.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Catching a favorite Brit standup who's finally made it to Texas.
Now Screening: TEENJUS (2025)
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Now Screening: TEENJUS (2025)
It's Dave Cockrum's birthday and all the comics people are posting about so I feel like I should say thank you, Dave Cockrum, for designing the absolute best X-Men character.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's Dave Cockrum's birthday and all the comics people are posting about so I feel like I should say thank you, Dave Cockrum, for designing the absolute best X-Men character.
Time to watch this man run.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Time to watch this man run.
ANTICHRIST is also great because it is the most immaculate encapsulation of this Trent Reznor meme that I've ever seen.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
ANTICHRIST is also great because it is the most immaculate encapsulation of this Trent Reznor meme that I've ever seen.
We have had decades to work on medication blister packs and some of that shit is still harder to breach than the vault at the Bellagio.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We have had decades to work on medication blister packs and some of that shit is still harder to breach than the vault at the Bellagio.
Always good to see the boys back together again.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Always good to see the boys back together again.
Next week on HANNIBAL on @popheist.com: It's Dr. Abel Gideon time, y'all!
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Next week on HANNIBAL on @popheist.com: It's Dr. Abel Gideon time, y'all!