twitter is down and i need to show off my girl dinner
May 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
twitter is down and i need to show off my girl dinner
that’s why i can’t look at twitter everything is insanely annoying
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
that’s why i can’t look at twitter everything is insanely annoying
having my monthly “i don’t want to exist in a society” day
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
having my monthly “i don’t want to exist in a society” day
yall have nana on bluesky ?!
May 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
yall have nana on bluesky ?!
why was she snoozing like this 🙋♀️
December 23, 2024 at 11:38 AM
why was she snoozing like this 🙋♀️
i’m pegging that man at the back of the bus
December 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
i’m pegging that man at the back of the bus
sometimes when my mom texts me while i’m stoned i will send her a silly joke and i can just see her frowning at her phone these jokes are never hitting with her
December 16, 2024 at 5:02 PM
sometimes when my mom texts me while i’m stoned i will send her a silly joke and i can just see her frowning at her phone these jokes are never hitting with her
every time i write the word “quantities” in an email at work i’m like “haha quan titties”
December 16, 2024 at 10:26 AM
every time i write the word “quantities” in an email at work i’m like “haha quan titties”
kylie minogue - tension please save me save me kylie minogue - tension
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 AM
kylie minogue - tension please save me save me kylie minogue - tension
why is this always the mood 1-24 december
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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December 12, 2024 at 10:35 AM
why is this always the mood 1-24 december
wife and i got super into burning incense lately and our flat smells like a catholic church now
December 8, 2024 at 10:22 AM
wife and i got super into burning incense lately and our flat smells like a catholic church now
i can’t go vegan simply because my wife’s homemade mayo makes me froth at the mouth
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
i can’t go vegan simply because my wife’s homemade mayo makes me froth at the mouth
karola’s sister with her kids visited yesterday and her nephew asked me where is our cross and what i pray to this 6 year old is obsessed with god
December 1, 2024 at 7:30 PM
karola’s sister with her kids visited yesterday and her nephew asked me where is our cross and what i pray to this 6 year old is obsessed with god
high & making weed infused coconut oil. how’s your sunday afternoon
December 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
high & making weed infused coconut oil. how’s your sunday afternoon
some images for the bluesky crowd 💙 nothing screams november quite like constant darkness huh
November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
some images for the bluesky crowd 💙 nothing screams november quite like constant darkness huh
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(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
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When my daughter was seven years old, she stole my wife's phone and sent me this series of texts.
October 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
When my daughter was seven years old, she stole my wife's phone and sent me this series of texts.
excited for my haircut tomorrow… might go bonkers and go to ikea after. perhaps even get a delicious hot beverage as well
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
excited for my haircut tomorrow… might go bonkers and go to ikea after. perhaps even get a delicious hot beverage as well
24/7 dry hands season has begun
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 PM
24/7 dry hands season has begun
how i feel after blending hazelnuts myself for my overnight oats because i ran out of peanut butter
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 AM
how i feel after blending hazelnuts myself for my overnight oats because i ran out of peanut butter
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