Hateration Holleration
@avphibes.bsky.social
Anti-life. Anti-human. Misandrist. Unemployable. Unfuckable. Still here out of spite.
“Sounds like a you problem!” -men who are very much the problem
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
“Sounds like a you problem!” -men who are very much the problem
Today is the bittersweet day I let the domain name I’ve had for 26 years expire because nobody uses websites anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Today is the bittersweet day I let the domain name I’ve had for 26 years expire because nobody uses websites anymore.
Since I’ve been in my 50’s, I’ve stopped dying my hair and wearing makeup. I’d like to say this is a bold stance against beauty standards, but really it’s that this makes me virtually invisible so I can do more crimes.
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Since I’ve been in my 50’s, I’ve stopped dying my hair and wearing makeup. I’d like to say this is a bold stance against beauty standards, but really it’s that this makes me virtually invisible so I can do more crimes.
I bought a velour track suit today and I think that’s a good indicator of the direction in which I’m starting off 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I bought a velour track suit today and I think that’s a good indicator of the direction in which I’m starting off 2026.
Truly devastated thinking about all the times in my youth I thought a guy was really clever and funny and found out later he was just quoting a movie I’d never seen.
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Truly devastated thinking about all the times in my youth I thought a guy was really clever and funny and found out later he was just quoting a movie I’d never seen.
My New Year’s resolution is to continue being ignored by everyone and influencing nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to continue being ignored by everyone and influencing nothing.
If there was a Spotify wrapped type thing for which food I ate the most of this year, I wonder if rice or eggs would be #1? Probably bananas at #3.
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If there was a Spotify wrapped type thing for which food I ate the most of this year, I wonder if rice or eggs would be #1? Probably bananas at #3.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Sorry, current events, I’m too busy drinking out of a pineapple to be concerned with you.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sorry, current events, I’m too busy drinking out of a pineapple to be concerned with you.
I can’t find my cat Santa outfit, so no adorable photos this year.
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I can’t find my cat Santa outfit, so no adorable photos this year.
Trying to modify this vegan brownie recipe is making me sweat like I’m defusing a bomb.
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trying to modify this vegan brownie recipe is making me sweat like I’m defusing a bomb.
I don’t trust anyone who self identifies as “rational.” They’re usually people who are so unsettled or ashamed of their extreme emotions that they overcompensate by pretending that those emotions don’t exist and that they are driven entirely by logic.
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don’t trust anyone who self identifies as “rational.” They’re usually people who are so unsettled or ashamed of their extreme emotions that they overcompensate by pretending that those emotions don’t exist and that they are driven entirely by logic.
…which reminds me of my personal anecdote that really encapsulates the US healthcare system for me: the time I got assaulted by a crackhead in the 90’s and somebody said “we need to call you an ambulance!” And I’m standing there in the street with blood gushing from my head begging them not to.
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
…which reminds me of my personal anecdote that really encapsulates the US healthcare system for me: the time I got assaulted by a crackhead in the 90’s and somebody said “we need to call you an ambulance!” And I’m standing there in the street with blood gushing from my head begging them not to.
A friend was telling me a story about jumping over a fence and shattering his leg, and I was telling about the time I fell off a balcony and was a little bruised, but basically fine. I said “I don’t get hurt because I’m not allowed to” and I wonder how much truth here is to that.
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A friend was telling me a story about jumping over a fence and shattering his leg, and I was telling about the time I fell off a balcony and was a little bruised, but basically fine. I said “I don’t get hurt because I’m not allowed to” and I wonder how much truth here is to that.
There are vegan friends I love enough to drop $20 on impossible Italian sausage so they can eat my new year’s lentil soup, and then there’s everyone else.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There are vegan friends I love enough to drop $20 on impossible Italian sausage so they can eat my new year’s lentil soup, and then there’s everyone else.
Am I fluent in Spanish, no. Do I know enough Spanish to gripe to my drug dealer about how much I hate the SAT office in an OXXO parking lot? Si.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Am I fluent in Spanish, no. Do I know enough Spanish to gripe to my drug dealer about how much I hate the SAT office in an OXXO parking lot? Si.
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Patriarchy is the actual menace to children that conservatives pretend queer people are.
December 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Patriarchy is the actual menace to children that conservatives pretend queer people are.
Am I fluent in Spanish? No. Is my Spanish good enough to have a meltdown at the Servicio de Administración Tributaria office entirely en español? Si.
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Am I fluent in Spanish? No. Is my Spanish good enough to have a meltdown at the Servicio de Administración Tributaria office entirely en español? Si.
One of the reasons I’ve never gotten health insurance (other than that it costs money) is that I literally have no idea how it works. I do not know what words like “copay” or “deductible” mean. I don’t have time to learn complicated bullshit. I’d rather just die.
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
One of the reasons I’ve never gotten health insurance (other than that it costs money) is that I literally have no idea how it works. I do not know what words like “copay” or “deductible” mean. I don’t have time to learn complicated bullshit. I’d rather just die.
So hilarious when someone’s like “you should see a doctor about that” or “you should talk to a lawyer about that.” Yeah, sure, buddy. Right after I consult my butler and my yacht captain. Jesus fucking Christ.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So hilarious when someone’s like “you should see a doctor about that” or “you should talk to a lawyer about that.” Yeah, sure, buddy. Right after I consult my butler and my yacht captain. Jesus fucking Christ.
Having a “Soylent green is people!” Moment, but it’s that all the Korean restaurants in my town are serving Costco dumplings. (I suspect)
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Having a “Soylent green is people!” Moment, but it’s that all the Korean restaurants in my town are serving Costco dumplings. (I suspect)
Everything feels like satire, but is real.
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Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the more traditional Times New Roman.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Everything feels like satire, but is real.
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Old people have zero ideas when it comes to how to regulate emerging technology for young people other than "turn it off"
Same shit as video games in the 80s and 90s
Same shit as TV before that
Same shit as film before that
That's always the solution: "kill it."
Same shit as video games in the 80s and 90s
Same shit as TV before that
Same shit as film before that
That's always the solution: "kill it."
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Old people have zero ideas when it comes to how to regulate emerging technology for young people other than "turn it off"
Same shit as video games in the 80s and 90s
Same shit as TV before that
Same shit as film before that
That's always the solution: "kill it."
Same shit as video games in the 80s and 90s
Same shit as TV before that
Same shit as film before that
That's always the solution: "kill it."