avonlea.bsky.social
@avonlea.bsky.social
there’s been a flock of cardinals nesting in a tree directly outside my office window and i guess i underestimated them because i just looked outside and there’s like 20 chicks hanging out there and one dad furiously flying around to try to teach them 😭
January 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
there’s been a flock of cardinals nesting in a tree directly outside my office window and i guess i underestimated them because i just looked outside and there’s like 20 chicks hanging out there and one dad furiously flying around to try to teach them 😭
i can’t get over the fact that i pay for 3-4 streaming services at any given time yet everything i have tried to watch lately is asking me to pay an additional rental fee and ALSO is gonna subject me to ads like guys what are we doing here how did we fumble the plot this bad
December 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
i can’t get over the fact that i pay for 3-4 streaming services at any given time yet everything i have tried to watch lately is asking me to pay an additional rental fee and ALSO is gonna subject me to ads like guys what are we doing here how did we fumble the plot this bad
everyone’s always telling me i need to be less empathetic and to stop anthropomorphizing inanimate objects. who’s laughing now (not me i still feel bad for almost killing her). and yes i named my robot vacuum, that’s not Roomba that’s Colin ✋
woke up yesterday to discover my work laptop would not charge or turn on and realized i left it next to an open window overnight and maybe it literally froze to death so i panicked and put it under my body to try to revive it and guess what it worked lol
December 23, 2024 at 8:52 PM
everyone’s always telling me i need to be less empathetic and to stop anthropomorphizing inanimate objects. who’s laughing now (not me i still feel bad for almost killing her). and yes i named my robot vacuum, that’s not Roomba that’s Colin ✋
woke up yesterday to discover my work laptop would not charge or turn on and realized i left it next to an open window overnight and maybe it literally froze to death so i panicked and put it under my body to try to revive it and guess what it worked lol
December 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
woke up yesterday to discover my work laptop would not charge or turn on and realized i left it next to an open window overnight and maybe it literally froze to death so i panicked and put it under my body to try to revive it and guess what it worked lol
living with my sister is so fun bc it’s kind of like living with a chipmunk. for instance the time she ordered us donuts and proceeded to take exactly one bite out of all of them. yesterday i opened a pizza box i’d left out for her and there was just a half eaten slice in there. A+ nibbling game tbh
December 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
living with my sister is so fun bc it’s kind of like living with a chipmunk. for instance the time she ordered us donuts and proceeded to take exactly one bite out of all of them. yesterday i opened a pizza box i’d left out for her and there was just a half eaten slice in there. A+ nibbling game tbh
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
whenever people find out that my sister also goes by av they’re like how does that work isn’t that so confusing and the answer is no because she’s the UK av whereas i won canada so it really does not come up very often as issues go actually. except for a very confusing handful of whatsapp chats lol
December 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
whenever people find out that my sister also goes by av they’re like how does that work isn’t that so confusing and the answer is no because she’s the UK av whereas i won canada so it really does not come up very often as issues go actually. except for a very confusing handful of whatsapp chats lol
look i love timothee. huge fan tbh. i’m absolutely going to watch the movie. i just don’t understand why people keep trying to make dylan biopics when cate blanchett already finished the group project like 10 years ago
December 16, 2024 at 2:59 PM
look i love timothee. huge fan tbh. i’m absolutely going to watch the movie. i just don’t understand why people keep trying to make dylan biopics when cate blanchett already finished the group project like 10 years ago
the production of macbeth in london fully crashing out in its last week really is praxis. keeping the curse alive and well i see. respecting tradition. i just regret that david tennant is probably traumatized
December 15, 2024 at 3:13 PM
the production of macbeth in london fully crashing out in its last week really is praxis. keeping the curse alive and well i see. respecting tradition. i just regret that david tennant is probably traumatized
if you put on lipstick before a meeting and they cancel at the last minute i think you should be able to send them a Lipstick Invoice. the injustice is too much to be borne. no one’s talking about this
December 13, 2024 at 6:57 PM
if you put on lipstick before a meeting and they cancel at the last minute i think you should be able to send them a Lipstick Invoice. the injustice is too much to be borne. no one’s talking about this
controversial take but i think on your deathbed you should get a collection of all the poems people have written about you. like as a form of euthanasia
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
controversial take but i think on your deathbed you should get a collection of all the poems people have written about you. like as a form of euthanasia
i quoted a post on here that was suggesting we need a woman critic to review women’s clothing in video games as if Anita Sarkeesian’s life wasn’t basically ruined/she didn’t receive a tsunami of death threats when she tried to do it and they just deleted the post 🫠
December 9, 2024 at 8:25 PM
i quoted a post on here that was suggesting we need a woman critic to review women’s clothing in video games as if Anita Sarkeesian’s life wasn’t basically ruined/she didn’t receive a tsunami of death threats when she tried to do it and they just deleted the post 🫠
i fear i’m falling for a bearded communist but i did it to myself
i hate The Apps as much as anyone but i’m happy to report that i have curated my algorithm to always lead with bearded communists so that’s a nice silver lining i guess
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
i fear i’m falling for a bearded communist but i did it to myself
it’s going extremely well, i am the hype master for the girlies you love to see it
as a personality hire i feel compelled to see if i can get promoted on the basis of being a girl’s girl, will report back
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
it’s going extremely well, i am the hype master for the girlies you love to see it
“you’re only as trustworthy as your creepiest friend” goes so hard as phrases go tbh
December 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
“you’re only as trustworthy as your creepiest friend” goes so hard as phrases go tbh
tiktok jargon genuinely has some of the funniest ways to attempt to avoid community violations but my favourites have to be “shmitler” and “moustache guy” he would have hated those
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 PM
tiktok jargon genuinely has some of the funniest ways to attempt to avoid community violations but my favourites have to be “shmitler” and “moustache guy” he would have hated those
this confirms it, i’m too online
*orca feeling good about his new hat*
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 30, 2024 at 2:48 AM
this confirms it, i’m too online
remember that decade long streak where streaming was first starting to replace cable and everyone forgot that commercials were a thing. i miss it
November 27, 2024 at 1:01 AM
remember that decade long streak where streaming was first starting to replace cable and everyone forgot that commercials were a thing. i miss it
as a personality hire i feel compelled to see if i can get promoted on the basis of being a girl’s girl, will report back
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
as a personality hire i feel compelled to see if i can get promoted on the basis of being a girl’s girl, will report back
i hate The Apps as much as anyone but i’m happy to report that i have curated my algorithm to always lead with bearded communists so that’s a nice silver lining i guess
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
i hate The Apps as much as anyone but i’m happy to report that i have curated my algorithm to always lead with bearded communists so that’s a nice silver lining i guess
went to see the movie about god being dead and immediately ran into an ex at the theatre so you tell me if god is dead or not
November 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
went to see the movie about god being dead and immediately ran into an ex at the theatre so you tell me if god is dead or not
as a person who uses microsoft office products every day i feel qualified to say that their software is bad and the fact that they are the “industry leader” in office software is the biggest con in tech and i will die on this hill
November 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
as a person who uses microsoft office products every day i feel qualified to say that their software is bad and the fact that they are the “industry leader” in office software is the biggest con in tech and i will die on this hill
the positions i am capable of contorting myself into when there’s a cat sleeping on the bed should be studied because my body is not capable of this in literally any other circumstances. it’s like how moms become freakishly strong when protecting their child except the child is just taking a lil nap
November 15, 2024 at 2:06 AM
the positions i am capable of contorting myself into when there’s a cat sleeping on the bed should be studied because my body is not capable of this in literally any other circumstances. it’s like how moms become freakishly strong when protecting their child except the child is just taking a lil nap
lots of discourse about how bad things are going to get in the US and that’s true but they’re also going to get very bad for canada. water war was always an inevitability and we always had a target on our back because of all the damn lakes i just didn’t expect it to happen so soon
Why is Donald Trump talking to Joe Rogan about Canada’s freshwater? It’s complicated
Trump talked about diverting water from Canada on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast. It’s not the first time he’s floated the idea.
www.thestar.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
lots of discourse about how bad things are going to get in the US and that’s true but they’re also going to get very bad for canada. water war was always an inevitability and we always had a target on our back because of all the damn lakes i just didn’t expect it to happen so soon
can’t believe i got avonlea.bsky. i hope there is another wealthier avonlea out there somewhere who will one day bribe me with an obscene amount of money for this handle
November 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
can’t believe i got avonlea.bsky. i hope there is another wealthier avonlea out there somewhere who will one day bribe me with an obscene amount of money for this handle