It's funny to me when parents do the Mom/Dad tax thing but they're really polite about it.
If I'm taking tax I'm FICA. I'll get my piece before you can even think about saying something
If I'm taking tax I'm FICA. I'll get my piece before you can even think about saying something
June 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's funny to me when parents do the Mom/Dad tax thing but they're really polite about it.
If I'm taking tax I'm FICA. I'll get my piece before you can even think about saying something
If I'm taking tax I'm FICA. I'll get my piece before you can even think about saying something
Reposted by Alan May
My instinct says Salvy's dad can fight... for anybody having thoughts
May 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My instinct says Salvy's dad can fight... for anybody having thoughts
Mother's Day: I put something on the grill because I appreciate my lady
Father's Day: I put something on the grill because I appreciate me
Father's Day: I put something on the grill because I appreciate me
May 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Mother's Day: I put something on the grill because I appreciate my lady
Father's Day: I put something on the grill because I appreciate me
Father's Day: I put something on the grill because I appreciate me
That's the thing about meat math...you gotta know your people
If you got family that makes a to-go plate before anybody else gets a chance to eat, that's gonna change the numbers
If you got family that makes a to-go plate before anybody else gets a chance to eat, that's gonna change the numbers
there's another thing about the average amount of proteins a single person eats per meal ... that works out to be about 3oz... but on special occasions people will push for 4oz
it's always one somebody that will push for 6... it throw your meat math off
it's always one somebody that will push for 6... it throw your meat math off
April 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That's the thing about meat math...you gotta know your people
If you got family that makes a to-go plate before anybody else gets a chance to eat, that's gonna change the numbers
If you got family that makes a to-go plate before anybody else gets a chance to eat, that's gonna change the numbers
I need a Dots pretzels/ red hot riplets cross over
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I need a Dots pretzels/ red hot riplets cross over
You gotta mix in a Redd Foxx "Dummy" every once in a while
It’s… possible… that all “cool” Black dads of my father’s generation were just doing a Richard Pryor impression while all cool Black dads of my generation are doing a combination of Chris Rock and Bernie Mack bit.
March 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
You gotta mix in a Redd Foxx "Dummy" every once in a while
Sonic 2 🔥🔥🔥
i want an oral history of the making of this particular track youtu.be/rkCqQBJ8hT4?...
Sth2 Chemical Plant Zone Mega Drive Version
YouTube video by Masato Nakamura - Topic
youtu.be
March 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sonic 2 🔥🔥🔥
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how many people said "nah, it can't be" for today's wordle
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February 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Wordle 1,336 4/6
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Yessir! and the kirkland brand liquors ain't bad
Y’ALL GOT LIQUOR IN Y’ALL COSTCO????
Costco got the big bottles
February 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yessir! and the kirkland brand liquors ain't bad
I wanna watch Castlevania, but my kid is around so I'm watching Gargoyles
January 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wanna watch Castlevania, but my kid is around so I'm watching Gargoyles
Ho ho ho, here it goes
Ho ho ho, here it goes
Up on a house top, down comes Nick
Ho ho ho, here it goes
Up on a house top, down comes Nick
"Frosty the Snowman...was a happy snowman..day"
My son inherited his mother's habit of singing songs that they dont know the words to
My son inherited his mother's habit of singing songs that they dont know the words to
January 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ho ho ho, here it goes
Ho ho ho, here it goes
Up on a house top, down comes Nick
Ho ho ho, here it goes
Up on a house top, down comes Nick
"Frosty the Snowman...was a happy snowman..day"
My son inherited his mother's habit of singing songs that they dont know the words to
My son inherited his mother's habit of singing songs that they dont know the words to
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Frosty the Snowman...was a happy snowman..day"
My son inherited his mother's habit of singing songs that they dont know the words to
My son inherited his mother's habit of singing songs that they dont know the words to
Jaime Foxx and Cameron Diaz commercial during football. This is for Any Given Sunday 2, right?
December 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Jaime Foxx and Cameron Diaz commercial during football. This is for Any Given Sunday 2, right?
When Wanda got to Thanos in Endgame...
“I wasn’t screaming! I was whistling!”
“You was whistling ‘Willie, help get this bitch offa me’?”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kxv...
“You was whistling ‘Willie, help get this bitch offa me’?”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kxv...
December 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
When Wanda got to Thanos in Endgame...
When the saints......go marchiii..iii..in
O WONTCHA BE THERE WIT ME!
Kim will always be my favorite Wayans
O WONTCHA BE THERE WIT ME!
Kim will always be my favorite Wayans
I’m Gonna Git You Sucka was released December 14, 1988...
If you've seen this movie, what's your favorite quote? Scene? #80s
If you've seen this movie, what's your favorite quote? Scene? #80s
December 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
When the saints......go marchiii..iii..in
O WONTCHA BE THERE WIT ME!
Kim will always be my favorite Wayans
O WONTCHA BE THERE WIT ME!
Kim will always be my favorite Wayans
I download bluesky and now I start getting push notifications on tweets from ppl I don't even follow. Elon lookin thirsty
December 8, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I download bluesky and now I start getting push notifications on tweets from ppl I don't even follow. Elon lookin thirsty