Jay Elizalde
@avicaeruleum.bsky.social
Eukaryota 🍃
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia 🦋
Primata
🦋 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"
*Postings are my own. 🌱🌷🪻
Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia 🦋
Primata
🦋 Hominidae
Homo
H. sapiens
"Jay"
*Postings are my own. 🌱🌷🪻
Pinned
Another day closer to The Big 🍎. 🐛!
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Another day closer to The Big 🍎. 🐛!
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fighting type Pokémon ✊️
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fighting type Pokémon ✊️
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
"Otter" is just another way to say "Water Weasel". 🦦
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Otter" is just another way to say "Water Weasel". 🦦
Am I 🫳🏼?
Why, yes! I am! 💅🏻✨️
Why, yes! I am! 💅🏻✨️
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Am I 🫳🏼?
Why, yes! I am! 💅🏻✨️
Why, yes! I am! 💅🏻✨️
Pokémon that I'd want people to associate with me
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Pokémon that I'd want people to associate with me
To the vast majority of the posts on here...
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
To the vast majority of the posts on here...
This is how we stand up for each other. 💅✨️
I was once out with my homophobic in in-laws at a sort of upscale spot. Our super flamboyant waiter picked up on the vibe. FIL decided that he needed ketchup for something and the waiter very slyly said, "We dont do ketchup, we have a tomato compote." One of my favorite moments.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is how we stand up for each other. 💅✨️
Me as a therapist:
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me as a therapist:
To those who enjoyed the light show...
Remember that you have a coronal mass ejection kink. 😉👍✨️
Remember that you have a coronal mass ejection kink. 😉👍✨️
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
To those who enjoyed the light show...
Remember that you have a coronal mass ejection kink. 😉👍✨️
Remember that you have a coronal mass ejection kink. 😉👍✨️
Goon a movie
"The Goonies"
(It's been done before it was a thing.)
"The Goonies"
(It's been done before it was a thing.)
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Goon a movie
"The Goonies"
(It's been done before it was a thing.)
"The Goonies"
(It's been done before it was a thing.)
Size matters.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Size matters.
Love wins. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Love wins. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I was out window shopping and I saw a trend among young people's garb:
Hunting camo printed apparel.
I suppose looking like a cheap shrub is a thing now.
Hunting camo printed apparel.
I suppose looking like a cheap shrub is a thing now.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I was out window shopping and I saw a trend among young people's garb:
Hunting camo printed apparel.
I suppose looking like a cheap shrub is a thing now.
Hunting camo printed apparel.
I suppose looking like a cheap shrub is a thing now.
Nut allergies are no joke.
My partner paid $9 for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I’m gonna be ill
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nut allergies are no joke.
Yesterday, I wore high heels from 7 AM, up until 11 PM. All day through work and most of the evening at a dinner party. Did not feel the need to take a break by wearing flats. This morning... No pain or discomfort. I am on my way to BarbieLand. 👠✨️
a woman wearing a pair of pink high heels walking on a pink floor
ALT: a woman wearing a pair of pink high heels walking on a pink floor
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November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yesterday, I wore high heels from 7 AM, up until 11 PM. All day through work and most of the evening at a dinner party. Did not feel the need to take a break by wearing flats. This morning... No pain or discomfort. I am on my way to BarbieLand. 👠✨️
It seems surreal that it has already been a year since all of the mess started. Somehow, it feels like it was only yesterday that certain people chose to enshrine hate. But still... there is hope.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It seems surreal that it has already been a year since all of the mess started. Somehow, it feels like it was only yesterday that certain people chose to enshrine hate. But still... there is hope.
The temporary tattoos from my Halloween costume were a pain to remove. Thankfully, I was able to enlist the help of my co-workers (organic chemists) and... Voila! Gone without a trace! It was like wiping dry-erase markers off of a whiteboard. Gosh! Thank you science! Thank you fellow scientists! 👨🏻🔬
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The temporary tattoos from my Halloween costume were a pain to remove. Thankfully, I was able to enlist the help of my co-workers (organic chemists) and... Voila! Gone without a trace! It was like wiping dry-erase markers off of a whiteboard. Gosh! Thank you science! Thank you fellow scientists! 👨🏻🔬
Happy Halloween! 🎃
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
This isn't even my final form.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This isn't even my final form.
Nature never ceases to amaze me.
Is Billie Eilish's ‘Ocean Eyes’ actually all about scallops? We can’t confirm, but we’ll let you judge… 🌊
Find out all about those scallop eyes in this week’s Surprising Science 🐚👀
Find out all about those scallop eyes in this week’s Surprising Science 🐚👀
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Nature never ceases to amaze me.
@jeffyadar.bsky.social... Thoughts?
Timeline cleanse- NYC Halloween Parade and Thriller.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
@jeffyadar.bsky.social... Thoughts?
Undead Snowhite! 👏👏👏
To hell with waiting for a man to bring you back to life!
To hell with waiting for a man to bring you back to life!
Timeline cleanse- NYC Halloween Parade and Thriller.
November 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Undead Snowhite! 👏👏👏
To hell with waiting for a man to bring you back to life!
To hell with waiting for a man to bring you back to life!