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finally got around to watching stranger things and i appreciate it not having random shots of crows to be like “ooo ominous atmosphere”

(also the finale was good, i don’t get the complaints)
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
in 10 years 6 7 is going to be the gen alpha equivalent of road work ahead
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i made this chart to keep on hand in case you forget what your power source is called
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
so if trump is apparently allowed to demolish whole sections of a house he doesn’t own, can i be allowed to put a couple nails in my walls?
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the teal/cyan/azure range is grossly misrepresented under the establishment green/blue binary.

cyan is distinctly a different color than blue or green and deserves to be added to the list of main colors taught to children.

we can also remove indigo from the list for simplicity.
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
please stop making me submit things in times new roman. even if you want a standard font, it is way harder to read on a screen than arial or calibri. at least ask for cambria if you insist on a serif font.
September 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
just saw that south australia is banning the plastic soy sauce fish. my main takeaway from the article is that it turns out that it is actually possible for reporters to write about environmental topics without blaming joe biden for something
August 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i liked it more when BBB stood for build back better
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
things i did at my job in the last week:
- replied to customer emails
- reminded my coworker that he has a fear of tennis balls
- argued with a kid over which of us is named josh (it’s neither)
- hired a potato as an employee
June 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
there were over three times as many people at the no kings protests as there were living in the united states during the american revolution.
June 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
i don’t think we talk enough about how in school, we’re always told that “your generation is the future” and “your generation will solve all the big problems” and then you graduate and everyone just goes “oh you’re just a young idealist who doesn’t know how the world works, you’ll grow out of it”
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i think the destruction of the death star is the most thorough on screen account of an event in star wars now (except maybe order 66)
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i feel like tom hiddleston would play a good high school teacher
May 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by dylan
applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
as someone who usually really likes the whole world between worlds/mortis gods side of star wars, i think that the BBY 2 arc from andor has the best depiction of the force since the original trilogy
May 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
ok but why are they releasing the andor behind the scenes videos on youtube at the same time as the episodes instead of 3 hours later when people have actually watched the episodes?
May 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i literally can’t even think of a creative way to make fun of trump for posting an ai image of himself with a red lightsaber and captioning it saying that the democrats are letting the sith stay in the united states
May 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
shoutout to the two guys i just saw get off the metro carrying a kayak. unironically great use of public transit
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
cassian in episode 1 of andor season 2 is literally me playing squadrons
April 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the thing i really don’t get about people who won’t shut up about which star wars project ruined their life or whatever is that my strongest negative opinion about any movie is just like “eh i didn’t really like that one”
April 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
people in the future are going to be confused about why there were two kinds of non self driving car and one of them was called automatic
April 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
they should have (ethical) human exhibits in zoos where they dress up and train volunteers to act like stone age humans for like couple hour shifts
April 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this is what the filibuster should be. you should have to care enough to stand on the floor and speak for as long as you want to hold up the chamber
April 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i made a spreadsheet to keep track of renewability of minecraft items. updated for java edition 1.21.5

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Minecraft Renewablility
docs.google.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
at least nixon was competent enough not to coordinate watergate in a group chat with woodward and bernstein
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM