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averygoodyear.bsky.social
Avery "The Centre Cannot Hold" Senecal
@averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Nerdy, autistic white trans man in my 30s with the best ass west of Worcester. Later-in-life college student, aspiring horror author. He/him pronouns.
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"Nothing is after you"
Movie poster for "The Night House" (2021). A woman in her pajamas stands in a boat in a lake, tree-covered hills and a house visible on the shore behind her, the moon peeking through heavy clouds above. facing left, her left hand raised as if embracing the nothingness in front of her. Part of her face is cut out to show the landscape behind her, as if the nothingness is embracing her back. The woman, the lights of the house behind her, and the moon are tinted bloody red, while everything else is monochrome bluish-gray.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo that reads "Bolsonaro is in Prison"
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Say it louder
During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Age yourself with gaming
Box art for the Windows edition of the Maxis (yes, Maxis, fuck you Electronic Arts) game SimCity 2000. It depicts a modern (for the 1990s) urban metropolis along the lines of of New York City or Los Angeles, with a suspension bridge stretching over a river and gleaming skyscrapers on either side. Jagged mountains loom over the horizon, a brilliant orange sunset in the sky. A saucer-shaped UFO with little mechanical legs hovers over the city, extending partially outside the image of the city. The art is indicative of a time when game developers actually gave a shit about their work and tried to make it look good, rather than feeding us slop made by overworked and underpaid employees and expected gratitude. The box text reads "SimCity 2000: The Ultimate City Simulator. Published by Maxis."
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Scanning electron microscope image of a tardigrade, playing what is presumably a sad song on a microscopic violin
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I wouldn't exactly call myself a "furry" (not because I think it's cringe, I just don't really interact with the community), but to the extent that I have a fursona it is definitely a North American porcupine
A North American porcupine (Erethizon dorsatum) viewed from below as it perches in a leafless, ice-encrusted tree. It is a round mammal slightly larger than a basketball, with blonde-tipped dark brown fur and numerous cream-colored quills sticking out of its body. It has large nostrils and protruding buck teeth, and its face appears strangely earnest. Not pictured is its defensive body odor, likened by some to goats or strong cheeses.
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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You're all fucked, sorry
"The Hero" in white on a dark, blood-splattered background
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I take estrogen (birth control pills) and get taunted about "neutering myself as a woman" even though my busted-ass womb was never going to produce a healthy baby

I consider taking testosterone (HRT) and get taunted for "poisoning my skin and hair" when that is EXTREMELY not the point
Rodney Dangerfield on the Ed Sullivan Show talking about how he gets no respect
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Wildlife photographer Art Wolf lies on his stomach on pebbly ground, wearing a green and khaki jacket, a knit hat in shades of brown and tan, blue jeans, and black gloves. He is holding a camera in front of him and smiling. A young elephant seal rests on Wolf's back, looking over his shoulder at the photographer. It also appears to be smiling.
August 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Telling my therapist I've been studying genetics to deal with my stress but it's actually just this game
Landing page for the online turn-based strategy game "Horse World Online." Text: Detailed Breeding Through careful consideration of traits like speed, strength and stamina you can strategically select breeding pairs to improve the attributes of future generations. Our advanced conformation, trait and colour genetics with realistic inheritance allows you to breed infinitely unique horses. Horse World Online - free online horse breeding game About the game... Horse World Online is an immersive web-based horse training and breeding simulation game. Your story begins on a small farm, with a few adopted horses. Selectively breed your horses to unlock new breeds. Train your horses to compete in a wide variety of competitions or specialize in just one. Learn new skills to advance your character and build up your farm with new pastures and stables. Breed your stable of champions and saddle up for a journey where your decisions shape the destiny of your virtual equestrian adventure. Join an inclusive, supportive, and welcoming community of horse lovers who are all realizing their virtual dream of owning a horse farm. Join our community now and build your dream farm!
July 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Anybody ever tell you it's rude to comment unasked on someone's age, Walgreens
An email from Walgreens with the subject line "The Big M - Navigating menopause"
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Okay but can we talk about the fact that Massachusetts is the ONLY state where you're more likely than average to get concussed
Map of the United States with each state labeled with the most disproportionately common physical injury. Massachusetts is labeled with "concussion." No other state has this label.
June 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I don't wanna brag, but I did this without looking at a map
Screenshot of a Globle game. The goal is to find the mystery country by making guesses and using distance and direction clues. This one has been solved in three guesses: Egypt (1330km to the southwest), Turkey (<10km to the west), and finally Azerbaijan (the mystery country).
June 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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In times like these it's very important to look at my cats
Two cats in a fluffy cat bed. One is a large, short-haired orange tabby with an unusually round rear end. The other is long-haired, black and white, and almost absurdly small due to his congenital hypothyroidism, but adorable nonetheless. Both are looking up at the camera with satisfaction.
June 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Me when my mom tries to explain to me that my MAGA aunt and uncle aren't brainwashed by Fox News, just so unbelievably uninformed that they assume Trump must be a good leader because of his name:
Chidi from The Good Place saying "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"
May 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Without downloading any pics where are you mentally
Bumper sticker that reads "How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony"
May 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Alvin/Simon 2028: "Everybody Gets a Tennis Ball"
Two cats in a large pet bed, a larger orange tabby and a smaller black and white one, both looking at you with smug political expressions
May 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Bart Simpson sits on the floor, smashing mustard packets with a hammer. There is mustard all over the floor and the nearby piano bench. You can't see it in the image, but he's also singing "Jingle Bells."
April 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Today I learned that my mom has had two major crushes in her life: my dad, and Davy Jones of the Monkees
Black and white photo of The Monkees, a band composed of four white men. They all have dark hair in 60's bowl cuts and are dressed in a 60's "mod" style. Davy Jones is circled in red and is probably the most conventionally handsome of the group, as well as the only one who is really smiling. To my face-blind eyes, they all look more or less identical.
April 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Forcing someone with no electronics repair skills whatsoever to fix my broken stereo until they electrocute themselves

(It's the sims 3)
"Video games cause violence." Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for?
April 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I'd like to thank everyone involved in this timely achievement
Screenshot from my bsky page that says "420 followers"
April 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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"JFK Jr. plane crash"

Your last Google search is now your headstone, what does it say?
An FBI agent types on a laptop, probably looking at your Google searches to add to your creep file
April 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I'm sorry Gap but how is this supposed to make me want to buy your clothes
An advertising image of a tan-skinned female model with long, wavy black hair, wearing a sleeveless salmon pink dress that goes down to her mid-thigh. The dress is an ill-fitting sack that is in no way tailored to her figure and looks like it was sewn by a high schooler in Home Economics class. Messy-looking visible seams run up the front, and there are also weird horizontal seams under the arms that cause the fabric to pucker in an unflattering fashion. Even the model looks unimpressed at having to wear this garment. Tagline: "Get dressed."
March 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This is the second time I've felt compelled to add proper alt-text to one of these so I can reskeet it
Screencap from the original Iron Chef TV show. Iron Chef Chen Kenichi stands in Kitchen Stadium, looking left with a serious expression on his face. Caption: "you must understand the feelings of the mushrooms"
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM