Sarah S
@averagesarahs.bsky.social
Don’t ever underestimate the heart of a champion.
If other companies want to steal business from Target, they’re going to have to make their inventory accessible on their apps. I just spent nearly an hour sorting through other stores for a bathing suit only to find out the one I wanted wasn’t in the store. Retailers, pay attention to this.
May 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If other companies want to steal business from Target, they’re going to have to make their inventory accessible on their apps. I just spent nearly an hour sorting through other stores for a bathing suit only to find out the one I wanted wasn’t in the store. Retailers, pay attention to this.
They opened a Trump Burger near where I used to live and I am witnessing the absolute meltdown of people who cannot handle being told “this is really weird.”
It’s a cult, y’all
It’s a cult, y’all
March 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
They opened a Trump Burger near where I used to live and I am witnessing the absolute meltdown of people who cannot handle being told “this is really weird.”
It’s a cult, y’all
It’s a cult, y’all
This feels very “I know you are but what am I?”
This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This feels very “I know you are but what am I?”
I bet you never even THOUGHT about trans people 5 years ago.
Their propaganda is working.
Their propaganda is working.
March 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I bet you never even THOUGHT about trans people 5 years ago.
Their propaganda is working.
Their propaganda is working.
So my bone to pick right now is with those fools out here saying that vouchers are awful but they KEEP VOTING FOR REPUBLICANS. Like, they told you? And the plan to destroy public schools is part of their bigger picture.
They’ve got you so hoodwinked with the abortion rhetoric that they’ll have 1/
They’ve got you so hoodwinked with the abortion rhetoric that they’ll have 1/
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So my bone to pick right now is with those fools out here saying that vouchers are awful but they KEEP VOTING FOR REPUBLICANS. Like, they told you? And the plan to destroy public schools is part of their bigger picture.
They’ve got you so hoodwinked with the abortion rhetoric that they’ll have 1/
They’ve got you so hoodwinked with the abortion rhetoric that they’ll have 1/
I cannot believe that people are still digging into their half-inch deep psyches to find excuses for this awful behavior.
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I cannot believe that people are still digging into their half-inch deep psyches to find excuses for this awful behavior.
Good god, the guy has only been in office for a month
February 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good god, the guy has only been in office for a month
I keep distant tabs on the fool that we evicted from my mom’s house over the summer and this dipshit was getting on social media begging for people to cash app him like $9k…
He *acquired* a lot of my mom’s money and this desperation reeks of only one thing to me.
Loser.
He *acquired* a lot of my mom’s money and this desperation reeks of only one thing to me.
Loser.
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I keep distant tabs on the fool that we evicted from my mom’s house over the summer and this dipshit was getting on social media begging for people to cash app him like $9k…
He *acquired* a lot of my mom’s money and this desperation reeks of only one thing to me.
Loser.
He *acquired* a lot of my mom’s money and this desperation reeks of only one thing to me.
Loser.
The Trump voters I see are either realllll quiet or doubling down.
Look. I voted for republicans in my early 20s. People can change. It doesn’t make sense to me when it was THIS obvious, but hey.
The double down ones are the ones who’d straight up report Anne Frank.
Look. I voted for republicans in my early 20s. People can change. It doesn’t make sense to me when it was THIS obvious, but hey.
The double down ones are the ones who’d straight up report Anne Frank.
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Trump voters I see are either realllll quiet or doubling down.
Look. I voted for republicans in my early 20s. People can change. It doesn’t make sense to me when it was THIS obvious, but hey.
The double down ones are the ones who’d straight up report Anne Frank.
Look. I voted for republicans in my early 20s. People can change. It doesn’t make sense to me when it was THIS obvious, but hey.
The double down ones are the ones who’d straight up report Anne Frank.
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Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
“The woke left must be abolished!” - Christian nationalists to that ad, probably
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“The woke left must be abolished!” - Christian nationalists to that ad, probably
There was a shooting at a band event near Houston a week ago. Turns out the shooter was an old guy who was inflicted with paranoia and likely dementia. And he still had access to a gun.
We are currently applying for Medicaid for my mother. Imagine my horror to find that thousands of Texans 🧵
We are currently applying for Medicaid for my mother. Imagine my horror to find that thousands of Texans 🧵
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
There was a shooting at a band event near Houston a week ago. Turns out the shooter was an old guy who was inflicted with paranoia and likely dementia. And he still had access to a gun.
We are currently applying for Medicaid for my mother. Imagine my horror to find that thousands of Texans 🧵
We are currently applying for Medicaid for my mother. Imagine my horror to find that thousands of Texans 🧵
Local “talk of” group on FB had a mom asking about where she can take her unvaccinated kids to the pediatrician.
Meanwhile, there’s a county in Texas with a massive measles outbreak.
I don’t get it. You need a doctor but don’t do what they’ll tell you.
Meanwhile, there’s a county in Texas with a massive measles outbreak.
I don’t get it. You need a doctor but don’t do what they’ll tell you.
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Local “talk of” group on FB had a mom asking about where she can take her unvaccinated kids to the pediatrician.
Meanwhile, there’s a county in Texas with a massive measles outbreak.
I don’t get it. You need a doctor but don’t do what they’ll tell you.
Meanwhile, there’s a county in Texas with a massive measles outbreak.
I don’t get it. You need a doctor but don’t do what they’ll tell you.
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Good morning. If you were shitting on the WNBA, mocking Brittney Griner, telling people they “play like a girl,” or discouraging your daughter/sister/wife/acquaintance from their athletic endeavors…
…but suddenly want to defend women’s sports with your hatred of trans people?
GTFOH. 🏳️⚧️
…but suddenly want to defend women’s sports with your hatred of trans people?
GTFOH. 🏳️⚧️
February 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Good morning. If you were shitting on the WNBA, mocking Brittney Griner, telling people they “play like a girl,” or discouraging your daughter/sister/wife/acquaintance from their athletic endeavors…
…but suddenly want to defend women’s sports with your hatred of trans people?
GTFOH. 🏳️⚧️
…but suddenly want to defend women’s sports with your hatred of trans people?
GTFOH. 🏳️⚧️
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“Dr. Fauci wasn’t elected either!!!!”
No, you weirdo, he was appointed to an APPOINTED already-existing agency by RONALD REAGAN and served for nearly 40 years during both Republican and Democratic administrations.
No, you weirdo, he was appointed to an APPOINTED already-existing agency by RONALD REAGAN and served for nearly 40 years during both Republican and Democratic administrations.
February 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Dr. Fauci wasn’t elected either!!!!”
No, you weirdo, he was appointed to an APPOINTED already-existing agency by RONALD REAGAN and served for nearly 40 years during both Republican and Democratic administrations.
No, you weirdo, he was appointed to an APPOINTED already-existing agency by RONALD REAGAN and served for nearly 40 years during both Republican and Democratic administrations.
Any word on Jack Schlossberg yet?
February 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Any word on Jack Schlossberg yet?
I know I should delete some of these people and meta in general but damn some of my Facebook friends believe the stupidest shares.
Like I don’t have the counter-facts handy (although it’s easy enough to look up) but you can just tell with a little critical thinking that it’s fake. Ugh.
Like I don’t have the counter-facts handy (although it’s easy enough to look up) but you can just tell with a little critical thinking that it’s fake. Ugh.
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I know I should delete some of these people and meta in general but damn some of my Facebook friends believe the stupidest shares.
Like I don’t have the counter-facts handy (although it’s easy enough to look up) but you can just tell with a little critical thinking that it’s fake. Ugh.
Like I don’t have the counter-facts handy (although it’s easy enough to look up) but you can just tell with a little critical thinking that it’s fake. Ugh.
The cruelty is always the point.
February 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The cruelty is always the point.
Here’s a toast to those lost to the wellness to alt-right pipeline.
Sigh.
Sigh.
February 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here’s a toast to those lost to the wellness to alt-right pipeline.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Does Donald Trump even know who William McKinley was?
February 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Does Donald Trump even know who William McKinley was?
I hate hate hate conspiracy theories but seeing that Elon Musk is basically becoming de facto president makes my brain go there again.
We know these fools like to tell on themselves first.
We know these fools like to tell on themselves first.
February 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate hate hate conspiracy theories but seeing that Elon Musk is basically becoming de facto president makes my brain go there again.
We know these fools like to tell on themselves first.
We know these fools like to tell on themselves first.
Elon Musk shouldn’t be involved in running the government and I don’t know why we have to say that out loud
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Elon Musk shouldn’t be involved in running the government and I don’t know why we have to say that out loud
Ronald Reagan granted amnesty to about 3 million undocumented immigrants in the 80’s.
He’s the root of a lot of what is going on right now, but this has swung far beyond that.
He’s the root of a lot of what is going on right now, but this has swung far beyond that.
February 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ronald Reagan granted amnesty to about 3 million undocumented immigrants in the 80’s.
He’s the root of a lot of what is going on right now, but this has swung far beyond that.
He’s the root of a lot of what is going on right now, but this has swung far beyond that.