Extraordinarily Average Guy
@averagemillenial09.bsky.social
Met Celebrities, Dated Models, Climbed a Mountain, Traveled the world and yet none of that shit matters…
Pinned
1. No girlfriend or wife
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
I’m a very lonely and bitter man
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m a very lonely and bitter man
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social Don’t know if y’all already saw this
How Billionaires Broke The NFL's Most Loyal Fans
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social Don’t know if y’all already saw this
I fucking hate holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I fucking hate holidays.
Dating apps have ruined men and women
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dating apps have ruined men and women
I find the views and opinions of anyone under 30 to be insufferable
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I find the views and opinions of anyone under 30 to be insufferable
Fuck you to American society
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fuck you to American society
Anyone who gets into a car wreck driving for Thanksgiving weekend deserves it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Anyone who gets into a car wreck driving for Thanksgiving weekend deserves it.
I will never want to hear anyone’s opinion of iOS vs Android
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I will never want to hear anyone’s opinion of iOS vs Android
Friendsgiving is a farce when no one is within 1000 miles of you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Friendsgiving is a farce when no one is within 1000 miles of you.
Apathy is my slow drip that will kill ambition and personality
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Apathy is my slow drip that will kill ambition and personality
There won’t be any fun at my fun-eral.
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There won’t be any fun at my fun-eral.
Eventually the sun will explode and consume Earth. It will be like as if the human race never existed. Then the universe will contract and expand into another big bang and who knows when this simulation reboots…
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Eventually the sun will explode and consume Earth. It will be like as if the human race never existed. Then the universe will contract and expand into another big bang and who knows when this simulation reboots…
How long will it take for everyone to forget me when I’m gone? I’m guessing two weeks.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How long will it take for everyone to forget me when I’m gone? I’m guessing two weeks.
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social I would also make a federal law to either standardize all bath faucets or post instructions in every hotel room 😂
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social I would also make a federal law to either standardize all bath faucets or post instructions in every hotel room 😂
Passive suicidal ideations be like, “I don’t want to actively *ill one self, but if I died today I wouldn’t mind it” 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Passive suicidal ideations be like, “I don’t want to actively *ill one self, but if I died today I wouldn’t mind it” 😂
1. No girlfriend or wife
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
1. No girlfriend or wife
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂