Extraordinarily Average Guy
@averagemillenial09.bsky.social
Met Celebrities, Dated Models, Climbed a Mountain, Traveled the world and yet all I want is someone to love me back…
There won’t be any fun at my fun-eral.
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There won’t be any fun at my fun-eral.
Eventually the sun will explode and consume Earth. It will be like as if the human race never existed. Then the universe will contract and expand into another big bang and who knows when this simulation reboots…
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Eventually the sun will explode and consume Earth. It will be like as if the human race never existed. Then the universe will contract and expand into another big bang and who knows when this simulation reboots…
How long will it take for everyone to forget me when I’m gone? I’m guessing two weeks.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How long will it take for everyone to forget me when I’m gone? I’m guessing two weeks.
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social I would also make a federal law to either standardize all bath faucets or post instructions in every hotel room 😂
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net @ianferguson.bsky.social I would also make a federal law to either standardize all bath faucets or post instructions in every hotel room 😂
Passive suicidal ideations be like, “I don’t want to actively *ill one self, but if I died today I wouldn’t mind it” 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Passive suicidal ideations be like, “I don’t want to actively *ill one self, but if I died today I wouldn’t mind it” 😂
1. No girlfriend or wife
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
1. No girlfriend or wife
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂
2. No kids
3. No house
4. No pets
5. No goals
6. No friends to hang out with
Apparently I don’t have a good reason to keep living.
Don’t tell me I’ll be missed because I have friends and family members I don’t think about anymore. 😂