Bleff
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Bleff
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Watching a rundown on 2024 with random family members.

Climate change: pfff, human activity. What about volcanos?

Trump won: he said he’ll stop gender ideology.

Gaza: nobody likes Palestinians, not even other Muslims.

Ukraine: Zelensky is a whore begging for money from everyone

Merry xmass…
December 26, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Jesus is lost in the Rose Jungle. Help him find his way back inside of you and your family.

Merry Christmass!
a picture of jesus surrounded by red roses and hearts
ALT: a picture of jesus surrounded by red roses and hearts
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Football in 2062

All 22 players are floored, grimacing in pain and moaning loudly. Some are crying.

Professors from the Academy are pacing among them, scribbling notes.

The match has no winner. None do.

The Weltschmerz Football League is nearing playoffs.
December 15, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Bleff
There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day
December 15, 2024 at 1:46 AM
The big question nobody is asking in these troubled times is:

Is Santa working class? He employs elves, but gets no profit from it. He also works (as in reading wishes and delivering gifts).

He does have to support this basically non-profit organisation, right?

Who donates to Santa?
December 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Back from work a bit tired but excited and looking forward to food and a nap.

Eat. Nap.

Wake up with a burning desire to destroy all living things.
December 9, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Why is it that every single Roman history page on every social platform is a pipeline to right-wing manosphere idiotism?

Quick reminder, what you call the Western Civilization currently doesn't prop up philosophers, scientists, artists or even generals. We are in the hands of fucking merchants.
December 7, 2024 at 2:34 PM
When contrarian didn't mean infantile right-wing troll.
Christopher Hitchens on Israel and Palestine
YouTube video by Hirnlego999
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM