As long as you like them doesn't matter a fuck what anyone thinks.
I had a friend who had them done. Didn't see each other for a few years, I didn't notice and she had to tell me.

I did wonder at one point if it was a societal thing, but going back to my earliest memories I've errrr, yeah it's been a thing. By any means I'm not obsessive about them but it's just *there* in my *stuff that makes me happy* bank for, like, ever.
Boobs are hot.
Like, all boobs.
End.

Sounds good to me, I shall be watching this space 😊

Yes. So I can buy it.

Oh my days! 😂😂😂

Well I did not see this coming

Ohhhh YES

I feel it's important to know these things as you never know when you'll need to know it...like the fact Mulan has the highest kill rate in any Disney film.

My girls do this a lot so I don't think it's just you.
Mind they are only 6.

Now now you tease...

Nope but I have in the data centre of a group of evangelical churches.
Pussy tastes better if Jesus is watching you disapprovingly.

Being drunk is great but have you ever had sex in a supermarket?

But yeah also no.

I don't feel I'm missing people talking about premium grade wankers who support extreme right wing views and mysogony.

You do know this is basically a marraige proposal right?

Stop talking crazy and get the the alley with my coffee.

Please and thank you.

Now look here, if you continue to solve all of the IT problems so effincently I'm going to be out of a job.

Then how would you feel?

Literally. 99% of them look like this, albeit without the obfuscation. 10 seconds later, I'll get one saying it's OK now. To say it's over sensitive is an understatement on a biblical scale, Jesus can make food to feed thousands from one loaf and some fish, this can make a packet fart into a flood.

Free coffee?

I'm there!

(yes this is weak and simpish but I rely on coffee to surpress my overwhelming urdge to just not give a crap)