So much to do.
So little time.
So I'm sat in a meeting, downing pre workout, so I can process like a supercomputer.
Or, just be really fucking loud and abnoxious.

I made these. Gluten Free. Think mix is a bit too wet. Need less milk next time. Tastes great though!

RUNS AWAYYYYYYY

Come on this is just a waffle factory now.
Not even Birds Eye potato ones.
Soggy buffet ones that are luke warm.
Please stop the waffling.

Jeez being product trained over teams is HARD. I prefer self paced. It's been 3 hours with a 13 minutes break. My brain is no longer processing information and has replaced everything with the theme from Black Beauty. 🐎

@ashleyrich.bsky.social Oh do you now?

Intune is a great replacement for MECM.

Except for reporting.

Oh and LITERALLY EVEYTHING ELSE.

That said, I'm currently cooking a chicken, it's making the whole house smell fabulous. Lemon pressure cooked then air crisped in a citrus zesty rub. One perk of being a sad lonely old man for 8 hours a day working from home I can prep meals for my family.
Huzzah.

£20 says someone mentions SD-WAN in the next 5 minutes

Also, you slack bitches, it's pissing it down and we've lost two sites in a 5 minute drive of each other, of course it's a carrier issue, I said that 20 teams messages ago and now your pretending you dropped the knowledge.

Ahhh two sites go bye bye because WAN circuit goes brrrrrrr and the cloud goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr and nobody can take a register.
*lols in on-prem*

I've been in this profession for 20+years. I have an arsenal of accumlated knowledge that makes me able to see things others do not.
However, don't need any of that to know that the balance of tickets on the helldesk today is massivley out of a whack and I'm being penalised.
Get in the bin.

I don't have a playbook for Teacher gives Student their account credentials. By that, I mean the Teacher GAVE thier OWN login details to a student.
What a gift on a Friday afternoon....

Tell me your monitoring solution is not set up correctly in one post.
I'll go first....

Had a spare few mins so drenched the garden path in weedkiller.

Then low, the heavens open.

Bastard.

Just realised I'm also the human SIEM.
Fuck.

So no surprise, I am the now the sole technical resource for central platforms and systems for at least today. I've asked if that can be made known via teams so I get cut some slack.
It's been read.
No response.
Next post will be from my padded cell.

One of my team has had to drag himself home from London to Great Yarmouth with COVID....he's currently now on a teams call. In bed. With about 6 layers on. He's almost see through...and the ops manager is still making him go through hell desk tickets.
I'm fucking appauled.

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