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Avel Aretas
@avelaretas.bsky.social
Elder statesman of the Peter Pan Club. 😔
#mecfs #fibromyalgia #SFN
Bullshit Artist formerly known as Max Bond, Murray Huana, Elrond Hubbard, Arsen Balls and Anita Schitt.
Living on unceded Kokatha land.
Sometimes I lie for comedic effect.
May 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Musk can’t even protect his app from crashing and this is the saviour? Mr Doge? America is entrusting the lives of their astronauts to this bozo when every second or third rocket blows to smithereens?
March 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
On the way back we drove through a mob of about 20 kangaroos and further on encountered the wild horses, (brumbies) that ran alongside the car for a while. We also saw cows.
February 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
We stayed there for about two hours, swimming and interacting with some indigenous friends who were cooking a kangaroo the traditional way.
February 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We began by driving through the opal fields to get to a waterhole or billabong in the deep Outback.
February 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The other night I took the FUNCAP 55 functional capacity questionnaire and it threw up some extremely low scores, placing in the severe, very severe category even though I’m still fairly ambulatory. So when my friend this morning called and asked if I wanted adventure, I balked and begged off…
February 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Blair Cottrell blocked me, my comment cut deep. It was the last thing this NAZI did before his account was suspended or deleted by xTwitter. So I created a meme in their honour.
February 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Australia braces itself as more pictures of the heinously competent Dural terrorist faction are released.
#auspol
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sunrise 16 January 2025

Some cool dome effects possibly due to lighting or exposure or aliens. 😂
January 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Let’s clean up Australia by trashing Australia Day, my alter ego on xTwitter is always a font of wisdom.
#auspol #AustraliaDay
January 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Goodbye darkness, my old friend
I'll sleep in you, one day again

I think my circadian rhythm thinks I’m in Malmö, Sweden. For weeks now I have t been able to sleep before 7am in the morning. I’ve entered batty territory.
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m defo thinking about getting one, not a huge one, a one-Avel pool. 😂I’ve got a courtyard that would be perfect for it once I clean it of dust and rearrange some junk.
December 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
It’s my party and I’ll cwy if I want to. Peace and Amandla everyone. ❤️💔
December 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Temu Beastie Boys

You wake up late for work, man you don't want to go
You ask you Vice Presdent, please? but he still says, no
You missed two sessions, and no house vote
But McConnell preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
You gotta fight for your right to subvert yeah!
December 19, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Ahhhh yisssss

Tubi is the $5 dollar DVD bin at Blockbuster’s.
Looks good so far.
December 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM
These are my constant sleeping partners in Coober, a kukri knife and a nulla nulla sitting in the corner.
December 3, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Share something black and white

Baker or Crozier St in Port Adelaide
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
@bsky.app isn’t a contrived or captured space like either Threads or xTwitter, it feels like a gathering of like-minded people seeking shelter under Cobain’s Overpass. It’s a space chosen as a meeting place, a natural church.
December 2, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Hit me with the most recent airplane photo on your phone.
#AvGeek
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
November 23, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Greek ME-certified
povo filet o fish burger

Pilipino sweet bun
Mama’s Ajvar
Barker’s New Yorker Mustard
Masterfoods Tartare
Dregs of leftover Greek salad
Thin veneer of Bulgarian feta
Slice of Cheer Colby cheese
Dried mint leaves
Oregano
Garfish fillet
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Donald Trump set to appoint Gonzo the Great to lead a special task force into H5N1.
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 8:53 AM