AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
"How can someone so flawless be on Social Security?" A question for the ages, Udo. #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"How can someone so flawless be on Social Security?" A question for the ages, Udo. #SwanSong #FrightClub
Udo Kier wearing a fanny pack is something I never thought I'd see. #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Udo Kier wearing a fanny pack is something I never thought I'd see. #SwanSong #FrightClub
You don't want Udo going cold turkey from his clove cigarettes. Turkey's too close to Serbia. #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You don't want Udo going cold turkey from his clove cigarettes. Turkey's too close to Serbia. #SwanSong #FrightClub
Clove cigarettes? Udo, I'm not surprised. #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Clove cigarettes? Udo, I'm not surprised. #SwanSong #FrightClub
Fruit cocktail, but probably without extra cherries. That could start their hearts a-pumpin' too hard. #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fruit cocktail, but probably without extra cherries. That could start their hearts a-pumpin' too hard. #SwanSong #FrightClub
Will there be interpretive dance numbers? #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Will there be interpretive dance numbers? #SwanSong #FrightClub
(Swan Song is leaving Prime in 48 hours. Yikes) #SwanSong #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
(Swan Song is leaving Prime in 48 hours. Yikes) #SwanSong #FrightClub
You know, somebody's gonna have to clean this lab up. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You know, somebody's gonna have to clean this lab up. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
"I...tried...my...best." That you did, Udo. That you did. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"I...tried...my...best." That you did, Udo. That you did. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
He will not die in wain? Louis Wain? The delightful cat cartoonist? #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
He will not die in wain? Louis Wain? The delightful cat cartoonist? #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Chekov's rubber hand. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Chekov's rubber hand. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Udo puts more vim and vigor into his "kill him!" than he did with his "kiss him!" #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Udo puts more vim and vigor into his "kill him!" than he did with his "kiss him!" #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
See, this is why you shouldn't just audit med school classes. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
See, this is why you shouldn't just audit med school classes. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Just how my back sounds when I get up in the morning. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just how my back sounds when I get up in the morning. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
It just occurred to me that she has Ziggy Stardust eyebrows. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It just occurred to me that she has Ziggy Stardust eyebrows. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Aw, Udo gave them matching booties for Christmas. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Aw, Udo gave them matching booties for Christmas. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
But what's the likelihood of finding another perfect nasum in your little village? Surely it would be impossible. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
But what's the likelihood of finding another perfect nasum in your little village? Surely it would be impossible. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
You farmer! Oh, them's fighting words. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You farmer! Oh, them's fighting words. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Had to restart my laptop during the armpit sucking scene> it was TOO HOT FOR TV. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Had to restart my laptop during the armpit sucking scene> it was TOO HOT FOR TV. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Gutter nose is not the perfect nasum #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gutter nose is not the perfect nasum #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
So much hair oil. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So much hair oil. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
European turkey dinner looks weird. Must be a Serbian thing. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
European turkey dinner looks weird. Must be a Serbian thing. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Lobster Boy and Lobster Girl are a comely couple. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lobster Boy and Lobster Girl are a comely couple. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
I'm fulfilled! But not yet! #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm fulfilled! But not yet! #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
Chakras, Udo? Are you talking about chakras? That would be an Indian nasum, not a Serbian one. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Chakras, Udo? Are you talking about chakras? That would be an Indian nasum, not a Serbian one. #FleshForFrankenstein #FrightClub