AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
Thank you, Mr. Lynch. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Thank you, Mr. Lynch. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Frank's headin' out. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Frank's headin' out. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
It's like I can almost read his mind. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's like I can almost read his mind. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
No, no, no, not a mere slap. Our boy Kyle prefers punches. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
No, no, no, not a mere slap. Our boy Kyle prefers punches. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Welp, that's one way to end a date. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Welp, that's one way to end a date. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Should we be seeing so much tender sucking face? #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Should we be seeing so much tender sucking face? #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
It's Mean Mr. Mustard. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 AM
It's Mean Mr. Mustard. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Damn good fountain water...and COLD! #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Damn good fountain water...and COLD! #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Kyle's gonna turn into the Kool-Aid man with all this punching. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Kyle's gonna turn into the Kool-Aid man with all this punching. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Love letters straight from my heart, fucker! Oh, be still my heart. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Love letters straight from my heart, fucker! Oh, be still my heart. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
That was a good ol' Nazi-punching punch there, Kyle. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
That was a good ol' Nazi-punching punch there, Kyle. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
You and I are very much alike, you see. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You and I are very much alike, you see. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
I don't think they're following the proper rules of the road and wearing their seat belts. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't think they're following the proper rules of the road and wearing their seat belts. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Fuckin' suave in pancake make-up...the only way we'll take Dean Stockwell. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Fuckin' suave in pancake make-up...the only way we'll take Dean Stockwell. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
How did I know that Frank was a PBR man? #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
How did I know that Frank was a PBR man? #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
I wouldn't want to go for a joy ride with Frank. He listens to nothing but oldies. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wouldn't want to go for a joy ride with Frank. He listens to nothing but oldies. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
"I still have you inside of me." That should've been my high school yearbook quote. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"I still have you inside of me." That should've been my high school yearbook quote. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Is Kyle a bad boy? We know how he feels about a damn fine cherry pie. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Is Kyle a bad boy? We know how he feels about a damn fine cherry pie. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
That guy in the window is just doing a deep stress to relieve lumbar pain. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
That guy in the window is just doing a deep stress to relieve lumbar pain. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
The Yellow Man, but not Yellow Bastard or the King in Yellow. Just so we're clear here. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The Yellow Man, but not Yellow Bastard or the King in Yellow. Just so we're clear here. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Woodchuckin' like a boss when he rolls up in his sweet convertible. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Woodchuckin' like a boss when he rolls up in his sweet convertible. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
I keep my spare Kyle MacLachlan under my bed, not in the closet. For ease of access. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I keep my spare Kyle MacLachlan under my bed, not in the closet. For ease of access. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Given the music I expect the collection tray to be passed around soon. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Given the music I expect the collection tray to be passed around soon. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Why are there people like Frank? Because that oxygen mask isn't gonna get sucked on by itself. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Why are there people like Frank? Because that oxygen mask isn't gonna get sucked on by itself. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
Still Life with Toilet and Weird Plant. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Still Life with Toilet and Weird Plant. #BlueVelvet #FrightClub