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AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
Ooh, The Devil's Rain popped up next. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm still here, but I'm a glutton for punishment. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey, who here knew Sandman would give you shredded Hulk pants and didn't tell me?! #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I wonder if the Sandman has a feline sandpaper tongue. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
So, one of the Sandman's lesser known powers is the ability to run film backwards. The More You Know. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Wow, I didn't realize the Greater Los Angeles Area police department has straitjackets in stock. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I wonder if the SANDteria priest is going to show up again. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So the soundtrack here is somebody hitting a metal trash can lid? #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
So the Sandman's a lech too? Figures. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Power from the bowels of the earth? Those damn Santa Ana winds. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So he couldn't be bothered looking for the seventh son of a seventh son. Just a garden varietyb7 year old boy. Tch. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Find the guy sweating you." Who, Richard Simmons? #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Explain the sand." OK, Socrates, that's enough. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Buddy, those glasses are wearing you. Those are some powerful gafas. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This movie is just going to make me want some Pecan Sandies with milk. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
That didn't sound so much like suspenseful music as it did a backed up toilet. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Really, if he's going to stand with his legs apart like that the least he could do is have his arms akimbo. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dude sounds like he has a bad case of catarrh. Maybe even the croup. #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Somebody just took a picture in a dark car without using a flash...sound like the right spot? #SleepStalker #FrightClub
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Great, now my cat's staring at a Bughuul bug on the wall. #Sinister2 #FrightClub
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Dartanian? Oh, he's going to have issues. #Sinister2 #FrightClub
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The agony of the gifted child. #Sinister2 #FrightClub
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Kid didn't even say "smile for the birdie" before tossing the golf clubs at Deputy So-and-So. Yeesh, I weep for the modern youth of today. #Sinister2 #FrightClub
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My people call it maize. #Sinister2 #FrightClub
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Friend Ratso! Hi buddy! #Sinister2 #FrightClub
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM