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Given that most, if not all MAGA merch is made in China, I'll be really curious to see what happens to their pricing and availability 😁
May 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Given that most, if not all MAGA merch is made in China, I'll be really curious to see what happens to their pricing and availability 😁
This feels like an album cover lol and or a sleep paralysis demon
April 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This feels like an album cover lol and or a sleep paralysis demon
Look at them beans
April 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Look at them beans
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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Former Ivy League leaders are homing in on a message for how their successors should respond to Trump’s demands: resist, defend and litigate.
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April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Former Ivy League leaders are homing in on a message for how their successors should respond to Trump’s demands: resist, defend and litigate.
👉 ow.ly/lmgZ50VCFun
👉 ow.ly/lmgZ50VCFun
Definitely part kangaroo
April 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Definitely part kangaroo
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Sunday, April 13, 2025
Today missed being Easter by 22 minutes.
Gregorian Calendar’s definition: First Sunday after the first Full Moon after the March Equinox. If the Full Moon had occurred 22 minutes earlier, landing yesterday (GMT), then today would have been that first Sunday.
Today missed being Easter by 22 minutes.
Gregorian Calendar’s definition: First Sunday after the first Full Moon after the March Equinox. If the Full Moon had occurred 22 minutes earlier, landing yesterday (GMT), then today would have been that first Sunday.
April 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Today missed being Easter by 22 minutes.
Gregorian Calendar’s definition: First Sunday after the first Full Moon after the March Equinox. If the Full Moon had occurred 22 minutes earlier, landing yesterday (GMT), then today would have been that first Sunday.
Today missed being Easter by 22 minutes.
Gregorian Calendar’s definition: First Sunday after the first Full Moon after the March Equinox. If the Full Moon had occurred 22 minutes earlier, landing yesterday (GMT), then today would have been that first Sunday.
He’s cute but like to bite the book
April 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
He’s cute but like to bite the book
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For many current law students, firms challenging Trump's executive orders in court are now more appealing than those that struck deals with his administration, according to our interviews with students, recruiters and lawyers.
Full story 👉 politi.co/3XUIe5a
Full story 👉 politi.co/3XUIe5a
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
For many current law students, firms challenging Trump's executive orders in court are now more appealing than those that struck deals with his administration, according to our interviews with students, recruiters and lawyers.
Full story 👉 politi.co/3XUIe5a
Full story 👉 politi.co/3XUIe5a
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Breaking: The Trump administration must attempt to return a man it deported to an El Salvador prison after an “administrative error,” the Supreme Court says.
Trump admin must ‘facilitate’ return to US man erroneously deported to El Salvador, Supreme Court says
The justices denied a request to set aside a judge’s order that U.S. officials seek Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s release and return.
www.politico.com
April 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Breaking: The Trump administration must attempt to return a man it deported to an El Salvador prison after an “administrative error,” the Supreme Court says.
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House GOP leaders axed the budget vote as Johnson accepted what had been clear for hours: Too many Republicans would oppose him and it was bound to fail.
House GOP cancels budget vote
Republican leaders were unable to sway enough holdouts to move forward with their plans.
www.politico.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
House GOP leaders axed the budget vote as Johnson accepted what had been clear for hours: Too many Republicans would oppose him and it was bound to fail.
A boy for this trying time
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A boy for this trying time
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“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
WASHINGTON—In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs, President Donald Trump reportedly offered Wall Street assurance Friday that he would soon go back to just fucking over poor people. “While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” […]
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April 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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Love Leo man’s tail
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Love Leo man’s tail
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Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know