ponyo’s mom has got it going on

yeah I guess you could say i’m a little psychic or whateva……… i had a song stuck in my head that I hadn’t heard in forever, but couldn’t remember the name, so i put my entire library on shuffle and it was the first song to play 💅

I want to sound like a mix of hozier and evanescence. how can I do that

there should be a way for people that upload covers to check a box that says “this song was deeply influential in shaping me and my tastes before I knew how shitty of a person they were and I want to sing this song but I don’t even want to give them a fucking thousandth of a cent in royalties. thx”

shoebill being abducted

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cat likes butter

the future starts now always

on one hand, working a job that undermines your contributions can really take a toll on your psyche, but on the other hand, I felt mega dizzy at work and it didn’t go away after a couple hours so I just straight up left and I don’t feel bad about it. it’s just like having a mother

i think we as a society really lost our way when we stopped asking 1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPING

the mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell

God I hate all these new marketing things just call it oat milk like everyone else.

what the fuck is an “adaptogen”. I’ll kill you

in the middle of some BAD adhd decision paralysis and man. getting beat in the head a million times with a plastic whiffleball bat would probably feel pretty good

they should invent leggings that fit