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I mean. If the United States government is gonna be a literal pirate on the open seas I don't wanna hear shit about downloading the new season of Stranger Things.
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#Clutch and #COC announced a tour together and it isn't coming to Nashville. So....2026 is already ruined I guess.
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sometimes you just have to be willing to say the bad thing out loud: The Tampa Bay #Buccaneers aren't a very good football team right now.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#ESPN left an undefeated conference champion #FSU out of the CFP so they could let #Alabama in.

#ESPN left Notre Dame out of the #CFP so they could let an Alabama team that lost to FSU and was held to negative rushing yards last night in.

Alabama had been the ultimate charity case.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I see #ESPN told Herbstriet to start the "lobby for Alabama" portion of the program.

#UGA #Bama

If #FSU beating #Bama was a fluke then Bama beating #UGA was a fluke.
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My musical genres for the year according to Tidal.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am so disenchanted with #FSU and the administrations decision to stay the #Norvell course of losing that I can't even muster any enthusiasm to bother watching #FSU vs. #UF today.

How sad is that?
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck AI, just give me the ability to mute specific announcers during sporting events.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Even though he has control and the knee is down, it is not a complete pass."

"By rule, it is not."

The Calvin Johnson catch/no catch was the moment football became stupid.....
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
#FSU bringing #Norvell back is a clear communication to the fan base that losing to Virginia, Stanford,NC State, and not being bowl eligible is the standard.

Awesome.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Looking at Feb 2026 on a calendar might be the most calming thing I've done in months.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I don't know what Todd Snider's afterlife will look like but I bet Slow Bar will be there.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You just know Trump gives terrible head.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Listening to the Re-Issue of Decoration Day by the Drive-By Truckers has made me want to write about an album for the first time in years.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Give a white house press pass for one day and I swear to Bob I will ask Trump if he blew Bill. Right to his tangerine face.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A child was fucking Matt Gaetz so she could save up money for braces.

That's it. That's the country.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Super niche whine:

WTF happened to the quality of Time's #ATAC pedals? I rode a pair for 8 years with no problems. Replaced them 2 years ago and have broken 3 pedals since.

Now, I'm buying 3 bike worth of pedals to switch systems.

Hashtag sad.
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You need to go ahead and prepare yourself for the Epstein files to come out, be as bad as advertised and for nothing to happen at all outside of some social media posts.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anyone have any personal use with Frameworks laptops? If so, how does the build feel?
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
At this point I'd rather see a Republican in the seat than see Schumer serve one more term. At least then the enemy isnt running around in a sheep's coat.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What is happening tonight is the reason why a lot of people I know have become strict 3rd party voters. Hell. It's nights like these I have a hard time blaming them.

Folded for a promise from the party whose entire platform had been releasing the Epstein files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Watching these churches deny a woman's crying baby formula on TikTok is giving atheism reinforcement.

Know where she could call to get formula every time? Her local bar.

Your local church will let your baby starve but your local drunks won't.
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@romeosidvicious.willkill.us after some more research I feel like I'm leaning more towards Zorin over Mint. Thoughts?
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Last night was a bluekake.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If someone was looking to try a Linux distro as a daily driver (not a gamer) which one would you suggest? Kinda eyeing Mint.

@trevorbramble.com? @romeosidvicious.willkill.us ?
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM