Monkey Census Taker
@automationbias.bsky.social
I run, play guitar and write software in rural-ish Massachusetts.
Dude’s supposedly worth half a billion dollars and his secret island lair looks like a second-rate air b&b in northwest florida
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dude’s supposedly worth half a billion dollars and his secret island lair looks like a second-rate air b&b in northwest florida
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my #1 worry about the next five years is not that we won't beat the fascists. we will absolutely beat the fascists.
we might lose to the centrists.
we might lose to the centrists.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my #1 worry about the next five years is not that we won't beat the fascists. we will absolutely beat the fascists.
we might lose to the centrists.
we might lose to the centrists.
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Democrats should commit now to disregarding any presidential pardons issued before charges have been filed. Whether or not Trump tries to sign blanket pardons for officials like Hegseth, they should be arrested as soon as Trump leaves office.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Democrats should commit now to disregarding any presidential pardons issued before charges have been filed. Whether or not Trump tries to sign blanket pardons for officials like Hegseth, they should be arrested as soon as Trump leaves office.
It depends on how much they can demonize the Democratic nominee.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It depends on how much they can demonize the Democratic nominee.
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Also?
The shooter - Rahmanullah Lakanwal - applied for US asylum in 2024. That application was vetted and approved in April 2025 under President Trump.
www.newsweek.com/national-gua...
The shooter - Rahmanullah Lakanwal - applied for US asylum in 2024. That application was vetted and approved in April 2025 under President Trump.
www.newsweek.com/national-gua...
National Guard shooting suspect granted asylum by Trump admin: Report
Suspect Rahmanullah Lakanwal was reportedly granted asylum in the U.S. this year, after arriving as part of Operation Allies Welcome.
www.newsweek.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Also?
The shooter - Rahmanullah Lakanwal - applied for US asylum in 2024. That application was vetted and approved in April 2025 under President Trump.
www.newsweek.com/national-gua...
The shooter - Rahmanullah Lakanwal - applied for US asylum in 2024. That application was vetted and approved in April 2025 under President Trump.
www.newsweek.com/national-gua...
Honestly, fuck rich people
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Honestly, fuck rich people