Automatic Jack
@automaticjack.bsky.social
Music. Games. Drums. Beer. Pizza.
Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack
Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack
Woohoo!! 🤘
Our megacollab made it onto Ponies @ Dawn: Fusion 🎉
Thanks to @koapony.bsky.social, @automaticjack.bsky.social, @forestrainmedia.com, @bandobear.bsky.social, @luckrock.bsky.social, @blackenedblue.bsky.social, @lycheelyrica.bsky.social, Totalspark, and @ari.arinoblewrites.com for all taking part 😊
Thanks to @koapony.bsky.social, @automaticjack.bsky.social, @forestrainmedia.com, @bandobear.bsky.social, @luckrock.bsky.social, @blackenedblue.bsky.social, @lycheelyrica.bsky.social, Totalspark, and @ari.arinoblewrites.com for all taking part 😊
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Woohoo!! 🤘
Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴
Noobs use knives to cut their food. Pros use forks
March 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴
This.
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This.
Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it.
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it.
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
So now MAGA Christians are claiming to be Christian???
Anyone else confused?
apple.news/ABRGEaXJWSWC...
#SaveDemocracy #FElon
Anyone else confused?
apple.news/ABRGEaXJWSWC...
#SaveDemocracy #FElon
Trump Enrages Christian MAGA By Naming ‘Heretic’ Pastor to White House — The Daily Beast
Trump’s preacher of choice goes too far for some evangelicals.
apple.news
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
Reposted by Automatic Jack
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February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.
I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad!
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
February 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad!
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕
Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!
February 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!
Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh.
March 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh.
Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck
November 13, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck
Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me.
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
September 2, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me.
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
@automaticjack.bsky.social I am here.
August 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
@automaticjack.bsky.social I am here.