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Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack
One semester in college is aparently enough to radicalize this kid, so what unspeakable acts have people who did TWO semesters committed? Tune into Info Wars for more made-up bullshit!
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Israel accidentally attacked the leadership of hamas? Probably thought it was a hospital or something
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Probably had copies of the epstein files on board
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He has to serve his sentence first. 15-20 epic beat-drops is my guess, but I don't have access to the files
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
$45M ain't gonna help them out much with how bad they suck at covering up their bullshit
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I heard Derrick, but the source was a bit sketchy.
March 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Holy Trinity.
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Liberal Bias" = They don't kiss his ass.
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"I skimmed the chapter titles and let LSD fill in the blanks" would be an accurate description of the process.
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Same. He seems like the kind of dork who would make a weird gesture like that.
February 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I've been working on routing a speed patched romhack for 3+ years. A friend gave me some competition and figured out a few faster strats, but for the most part I built that route from the ground up. My goal is a 26:4X time, and my current record is only 1/20th of a second away. Sooooo close...
February 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Nah, never heard of it. Sounds cool. Where can I play this level?
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Still speedrunning Mega Man 2... more specifically, ROMHacks of Mega Man 2. They are going well...ish.
February 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nah, doing that to a Twist card was a good timestamp of the fandom at the time. Twist got a lot of haters because she got her cutie mark first, and so I made the "Fuck You, AutoJack loves Twist!" my thing =P
February 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
lol someone passed a book of cards around and the Twist card had been X'd out and signed "BronyMike", so I yelled "Hey, BronyMike! Go fuck yourself!" and Mic the Microphone threatened to kick me out for it =P
February 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That's the best way to "power" through an outage. Last year my house lost power for 14hrs and the temp dropped to 13 degrees. No fireplace. No cats. No scotch.

It sucked.
0/10
February 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM