LaurieKBatzel
@authorlaurie.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Author.
Rep: Stacey Graham at Three Seas Literary.
The good people at Longreads, Chicken Soup for the Soul and McSweeney's think I'm funny.
Harlequin debut coming in '24.
Aspiring Narnian.
I will always tell you if I see a dog.
Rep: Stacey Graham at Three Seas Literary.
The good people at Longreads, Chicken Soup for the Soul and McSweeney's think I'm funny.
Harlequin debut coming in '24.
Aspiring Narnian.
I will always tell you if I see a dog.
It’s giving Orwell but with less swag
And the citizens are the ones left holding the bag
But the folks he ghosted are finna clapback
Artists and park rangers are more than just snacks
He thinks that he can make us all take several seats
But we’ll rise up together saying, “this ain’t it, ‘chief.’”
And the citizens are the ones left holding the bag
But the folks he ghosted are finna clapback
Artists and park rangers are more than just snacks
He thinks that he can make us all take several seats
But we’ll rise up together saying, “this ain’t it, ‘chief.’”
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s giving Orwell but with less swag
And the citizens are the ones left holding the bag
But the folks he ghosted are finna clapback
Artists and park rangers are more than just snacks
He thinks that he can make us all take several seats
But we’ll rise up together saying, “this ain’t it, ‘chief.’”
And the citizens are the ones left holding the bag
But the folks he ghosted are finna clapback
Artists and park rangers are more than just snacks
He thinks that he can make us all take several seats
But we’ll rise up together saying, “this ain’t it, ‘chief.’”
So he fires everybody in the whole damn place
For a billionaire to make good on colonizing space
And he’s filled his cabinet with NPC’s
Who are used to sitting on bended knees
For a billionaire to make good on colonizing space
And he’s filled his cabinet with NPC’s
Who are used to sitting on bended knees
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So he fires everybody in the whole damn place
For a billionaire to make good on colonizing space
And he’s filled his cabinet with NPC’s
Who are used to sitting on bended knees
For a billionaire to make good on colonizing space
And he’s filled his cabinet with NPC’s
Who are used to sitting on bended knees
The 🤡 says the quiet part out loud
All the promises he made to his crowd
You know, about peace and dropping costs
Yeah, that was just BS to avoid another loss
P2025 was the plan all along
I’m just following orders from Prez Elon
All I wanted was to stay out of jail
IDK if the whole USA takes the L
All the promises he made to his crowd
You know, about peace and dropping costs
Yeah, that was just BS to avoid another loss
P2025 was the plan all along
I’m just following orders from Prez Elon
All I wanted was to stay out of jail
IDK if the whole USA takes the L
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The 🤡 says the quiet part out loud
All the promises he made to his crowd
You know, about peace and dropping costs
Yeah, that was just BS to avoid another loss
P2025 was the plan all along
I’m just following orders from Prez Elon
All I wanted was to stay out of jail
IDK if the whole USA takes the L
All the promises he made to his crowd
You know, about peace and dropping costs
Yeah, that was just BS to avoid another loss
P2025 was the plan all along
I’m just following orders from Prez Elon
All I wanted was to stay out of jail
IDK if the whole USA takes the L
Lock in fam and I’ll spill the tea
About the fall of democracy
The year is two thousand twenty five
And we’re trying our best just to survive
About the fall of democracy
The year is two thousand twenty five
And we’re trying our best just to survive
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lock in fam and I’ll spill the tea
About the fall of democracy
The year is two thousand twenty five
And we’re trying our best just to survive
About the fall of democracy
The year is two thousand twenty five
And we’re trying our best just to survive
Amazon.com: The Dairy Queen's Second Chance: A Clean and Uplifting Romance (A Crystal Hill Romance, 1): 9781335051158: Batzel, Laurie: Books
Amazon.com
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April 25, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Amazon.com: The Dairy Queen's Second Chance: A Clean and Uplifting Romance (A Crystal Hill Romance, 1): 9781335051158: Batzel, Laurie: Books