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Ironic detachment destroys everything in its path.
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Just gonna leave this here
Having witnessed so many platforms, Twitter, FB, IG, Spotify, Youtube, Tik Tok, etc, become so woven into the daily lives of so many people, that they now seem more like a public utility one simply can not live without (i.e. unboycottable, quitable)
---how can their power possibly be kept in check?
June 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just sitting here daydreaming about an elite band of highly trained professionals that secretly move around the world and one by one take out billionaire oligarchs. There, I said it.
June 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I shudder when I consider the large-scale (largest scale?) propaganda tools that were not a factor in '06.
Youtube
Twitter
Facebook
Much less AI.
JFC...this administration knows this. They are the most protected ppl on earth. 2nd most? Tech bro billionaires. So STFU with the "both sides" horseshit.
June 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"bUt I wAsN'T iSpIReD eNOuGh tO vOTe!"

Good work you precious motherfuckers.
June 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.....

Star PEACE

huh? huh?
June 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I wonder what they did with their $416 bucks?
Twenty One Pilots have amassed an astounding 19 Billion streams on Spotify.
June 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There needs to be a "Repost The Tweet" day. Like, every Friday at noon, everyone repost the Musk "Epstein Files, DJT" tweet at once, all over every platform. Never let it die. Never
let the scroll erase it.

*There are screenshots of it everywhere, but just in case you need it quick, here ya go
June 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Loooooong exhale,

Trump could make an announcement on the roof of the White House, cameras rolling, broadcast live all over the world,
... and say, "Yep & me Epstein did all those terrible things together. In fact, here's old video footage of it, check it out!"

It would mean NOTHING to his base. 0
June 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If your "news intake" is Fox, Facebook, and yes, randos on the internet, you simply live in a different, utterly false world.

I'm gonna go ahead and say it: classic and yes, "MAINSTREAM" journalism gives you a shot at the truth.
June 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We've entered the
"Hollywood Hogan" era of the plot line. You are watching a performance.

Don't be a sucker.
Hope? Sure, you gotta hope. But never forget: you're simply an audience member.

#trump #musk
June 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The degree to which a comic does "bro material" is directly proportional to the amount of bald spots and backward baseball hats I see in back of room camera audience shots.
June 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Where's all the "meh fReE sPeEcH!" youtube "comedy" podcast bros at??????
All this shit is simply prep-work FOR YOU, YEAH YOU, getting stomped by your own gov for speaking.
Fucking crickets.
Fucking cowards.
Absolute grifters.
May 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber and dumber and dumber Dumber 🇺🇸
May 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since folks are posting about #missionimpossible
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Parking Wars, Storage Wars, Customer Wars, Neighborhood Wars, and now....thanks for grinding our precious crumbs of hope under you boot A&E Network! Great work here!
May 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
THIS THIS THIS THIS
still maddening how many geriatric Dem senators have run or are running for re-election instead of setting up an orderly transition to a successor or permitting turnover
May 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This is bleak reading
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
From Brute Force (1947) to Cool Hand Luke (1967) thru The Longest Yard (1974) then dozens in the 80s & into the cinematic definition of "beloved", 1994s Shawshank Redemtion, Americans love their prisoners..IF THEY ARE FICTIONAL. It's whiplash when we snap over to real life.

"Sing Sing" was great.
May 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have come to this realization: I like -

Rules
Guidelines
Conventions
Systems
Codes
Protocols
Modes
Norms
Customs
Levels
Limits
And even Judgements
and a little bit of Shame.

Bring em on.
May 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Was watching a movie set in 1971. Everyone in it had a mouthful of giant, blazing white, perfect teeth.

Nah..
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you're on Instagram (a billionaire's toy) that prints money due to your presence, using your Chinese made pocket computer to make sick burns against capitalism...

You're a dum dum.
April 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The only way to beg people to be less distracted about the rapid demise of American Democracy is to use the very tool responsible for the distraction.

Cute, isn't it?
April 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Youtube 2005:
"We Just Got A New Puppy"

Youtube 2025:
"3 Solid Hours Of Convenience Store Brawls & Why Poor People Suck!"

🇺🇸
April 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM