Randal Eldon Greene
@authorgreene.bsky.social
Writer of fiction, bookworm, and girl dad.
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Tell me you’re functionally illiterate without telling me you’re functionally illiterate.
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Tell me you’re functionally illiterate without telling me you’re functionally illiterate.
My copy of Thomas Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket came in today!
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My copy of Thomas Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket came in today!
Whiskey and reading because I’m too worn out with cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing all day to clean up my kid’s mess. We’ll make a game of it tomorrow. Here’s to stay-at-home dad life. 🥃 Cheers!
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whiskey and reading because I’m too worn out with cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing all day to clean up my kid’s mess. We’ll make a game of it tomorrow. Here’s to stay-at-home dad life. 🥃 Cheers!
Saw this conversation on threads and had to turn it into a meme.
August 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Saw this conversation on threads and had to turn it into a meme.
Tick tock. Fewer than 100 copies left! shorturl.at/bjbwT
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tick tock. Fewer than 100 copies left! shorturl.at/bjbwT
I couldn’t help myself, I had to start another book. Apparently I can’t go more than a day or two without a hit of fiction.
So today I’ve started reading The Death of Virgil by Hermann Broch, translated by Jean Starr Untermeyer, and OMG I’m loving it!
#books
So today I’ve started reading The Death of Virgil by Hermann Broch, translated by Jean Starr Untermeyer, and OMG I’m loving it!
#books
August 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I couldn’t help myself, I had to start another book. Apparently I can’t go more than a day or two without a hit of fiction.
So today I’ve started reading The Death of Virgil by Hermann Broch, translated by Jean Starr Untermeyer, and OMG I’m loving it!
#books
So today I’ve started reading The Death of Virgil by Hermann Broch, translated by Jean Starr Untermeyer, and OMG I’m loving it!
#books
Even this Radioactive Bigfoot loves my new book! So you will too!
Get a copy here➡️ shorturl.at/bjbwT #books
Get a copy here➡️ shorturl.at/bjbwT #books
August 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Even this Radioactive Bigfoot loves my new book! So you will too!
Get a copy here➡️ shorturl.at/bjbwT #books
Get a copy here➡️ shorturl.at/bjbwT #books
Beautiful and brutal movie. I highly recommend. It’s on the Criterion Channel right now.
August 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Beautiful and brutal movie. I highly recommend. It’s on the Criterion Channel right now.
August 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m doing a buddy read with my bestie. Not my first Gabriel Garcia Márquez, but my first time reading Love in a Time of Cholera.
#amreading
#amreading
July 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m doing a buddy read with my bestie. Not my first Gabriel Garcia Márquez, but my first time reading Love in a Time of Cholera.
#amreading
#amreading
July 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
July 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reading some poetry while I grill. It’s a lovely day.
July 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Reading some poetry while I grill. It’s a lovely day.
Cover reveal for my new book! Isn’t it snazzy? I’m waiting for my publisher to review final manuscript adjustments and then they’ll be setting a release date. 🥳
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cover reveal for my new book! Isn’t it snazzy? I’m waiting for my publisher to review final manuscript adjustments and then they’ll be setting a release date. 🥳
First acceptance letter of the year! 🎉 This one is for my short story “A Set of Clown Car Keys” 🤡 … I’ll let y’all know if when it’s published.
January 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
First acceptance letter of the year! 🎉 This one is for my short story “A Set of Clown Car Keys” 🤡 … I’ll let y’all know if when it’s published.
I showed up a day early for work because there’s an ice storm predicted to begin at 4am and I know my little blue car isn’t going to get me there. Just gonna stay two nights. I brought books, so I’m good. 📚
December 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I showed up a day early for work because there’s an ice storm predicted to begin at 4am and I know my little blue car isn’t going to get me there. Just gonna stay two nights. I brought books, so I’m good. 📚
It’s always nice seeing one’s name in print. Thanks to Dark Horses Magazine for publishing my humorously absurd short story “Starry-Eyed Miniature Catalpas.” Grab a fresh copy off Amazon. #newpublication #author #writer
December 12, 2024 at 3:15 AM
It’s always nice seeing one’s name in print. Thanks to Dark Horses Magazine for publishing my humorously absurd short story “Starry-Eyed Miniature Catalpas.” Grab a fresh copy off Amazon. #newpublication #author #writer
Who wants pie? 🥧
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Who wants pie? 🥧
Dark Horses, the Magazine of Weird Fiction has published my Bizarro story “Starry-Eyed Miniature Catalpas” in their latest issue.
Support small presses and buy the book at this link: www.amazon.com/Dark-Horses-...
Support small presses and buy the book at this link: www.amazon.com/Dark-Horses-...
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Dark Horses, the Magazine of Weird Fiction has published my Bizarro story “Starry-Eyed Miniature Catalpas” in their latest issue.
Support small presses and buy the book at this link: www.amazon.com/Dark-Horses-...
Support small presses and buy the book at this link: www.amazon.com/Dark-Horses-...