Randal Eldon Greene
@authorgreene.bsky.social
Writer of fiction, bookworm, and girl dad.
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Blabber, Chat, Shouting Match, by Randal Eldon Greene
A book of 50 dialogue only short stories, by a unique, witty and, if necessary, brutal author.
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My new book has launched!
🥳📚🍾🎉
Blabber, Chat, Shouting Match takes the traditional genre of literary dialogue & interrogates the form through a fictional lens in our era of hyper-communication and viral misinformation.
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🥳📚🍾🎉
Blabber, Chat, Shouting Match takes the traditional genre of literary dialogue & interrogates the form through a fictional lens in our era of hyper-communication and viral misinformation.
shorturl.at/bjbwT
Hear me out: An action comedy where assassins hired by Trump, the Clintons, the CIA, and Israel all show up the same night to off Epstein. Shenanigans ensue.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hear me out: An action comedy where assassins hired by Trump, the Clintons, the CIA, and Israel all show up the same night to off Epstein. Shenanigans ensue.
I’ve got a new story published in Night Shades Magazine! 😁
www.nightshadesmag.com/the-well/
www.nightshadesmag.com/the-well/
The Well
by Randal Eldon Greene
The well runs deep. This one, placed here in the center of your hundred acre wood. This well is your inheritance I hear, but it's also a structure of failed stewardship for you...
www.nightshadesmag.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’ve got a new story published in Night Shades Magazine! 😁
www.nightshadesmag.com/the-well/
www.nightshadesmag.com/the-well/
I am “I had a pog collection” years old.
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am “I had a pog collection” years old.
That was a satisfying writing session. Gonna break with a book, a visit to Grandpa, some grub, and then get back to the writing desk.
#writinglife
#writinglife
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That was a satisfying writing session. Gonna break with a book, a visit to Grandpa, some grub, and then get back to the writing desk.
#writinglife
#writinglife
Another four-hour night of sleep. I got up to a dark house at 4:30 – worked on a poem, updated my author website, and composed a reply to someone interested in the local writers group I run. I’m a bit tired, but it’s a good life. #writers
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Another four-hour night of sleep. I got up to a dark house at 4:30 – worked on a poem, updated my author website, and composed a reply to someone interested in the local writers group I run. I’m a bit tired, but it’s a good life. #writers
Tell me you’re functionally illiterate without telling me you’re functionally illiterate.
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Tell me you’re functionally illiterate without telling me you’re functionally illiterate.
My copy of Thomas Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket came in today!
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My copy of Thomas Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket came in today!
The safety officer at my local high school had to break up a fight between the Antifa recruiters and the Army recruiters. SMH 😒
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The safety officer at my local high school had to break up a fight between the Antifa recruiters and the Army recruiters. SMH 😒
-First four short stories all published 2010
-First novella published 2016
-First creative nonfiction published 2016
-First poem published in 2017
-First essay published 2017
-First short story collection published 2025
-First play produced (soon!) 2025
#writers What are some of your firsts?
-First novella published 2016
-First creative nonfiction published 2016
-First poem published in 2017
-First essay published 2017
-First short story collection published 2025
-First play produced (soon!) 2025
#writers What are some of your firsts?
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
-First four short stories all published 2010
-First novella published 2016
-First creative nonfiction published 2016
-First poem published in 2017
-First essay published 2017
-First short story collection published 2025
-First play produced (soon!) 2025
#writers What are some of your firsts?
-First novella published 2016
-First creative nonfiction published 2016
-First poem published in 2017
-First essay published 2017
-First short story collection published 2025
-First play produced (soon!) 2025
#writers What are some of your firsts?
Things I like: writing
Things I don’t like: being too tired to write.
Things I don’t like: being too tired to write.
October 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Things I like: writing
Things I don’t like: being too tired to write.
Things I don’t like: being too tired to write.
#Readers, never have I ever
1. Read a Kindle Book
2. Won first in a poetry slam
3. Read Allen Ginsberg with friends sober
Two truths and lie. Guess my lie in the comments! 😝
1. Read a Kindle Book
2. Won first in a poetry slam
3. Read Allen Ginsberg with friends sober
Two truths and lie. Guess my lie in the comments! 😝
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#Readers, never have I ever
1. Read a Kindle Book
2. Won first in a poetry slam
3. Read Allen Ginsberg with friends sober
Two truths and lie. Guess my lie in the comments! 😝
1. Read a Kindle Book
2. Won first in a poetry slam
3. Read Allen Ginsberg with friends sober
Two truths and lie. Guess my lie in the comments! 😝
Saying “No shade, but” to the flannel-clad trucker casually leaning on the counter at my workplace before dismantling his entire anti-woke ideology just for giggles.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Saying “No shade, but” to the flannel-clad trucker casually leaning on the counter at my workplace before dismantling his entire anti-woke ideology just for giggles.
Autumn vibes are coming! ☕️🍁
#Readers, check out my fall season fiction published in 3:AM Magazine www.3ammagazine.com/3am/irony/
#Readers, check out my fall season fiction published in 3:AM Magazine www.3ammagazine.com/3am/irony/
Irony – 3:AM Magazine
'There's a knife in his mouth, and the knife is being plunged into the orange pumpkin. The boy has no arms. He's sitting on the front steps of a little white house looking out on a yard with a scatter...
www.3ammagazine.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Autumn vibes are coming! ☕️🍁
#Readers, check out my fall season fiction published in 3:AM Magazine www.3ammagazine.com/3am/irony/
#Readers, check out my fall season fiction published in 3:AM Magazine www.3ammagazine.com/3am/irony/
The dramatic monologue I wrote Thursday night will be produced by one of my local theaters! 🎭 It’s going to be so fun to see how the actor interprets his lines! #theater
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The dramatic monologue I wrote Thursday night will be produced by one of my local theaters! 🎭 It’s going to be so fun to see how the actor interprets his lines! #theater
Whiskey and reading because I’m too worn out with cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing all day to clean up my kid’s mess. We’ll make a game of it tomorrow. Here’s to stay-at-home dad life. 🥃 Cheers!
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whiskey and reading because I’m too worn out with cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing all day to clean up my kid’s mess. We’ll make a game of it tomorrow. Here’s to stay-at-home dad life. 🥃 Cheers!
If the rapture is really happening then, Biblically, that means the antichrist is in power. And those who follow the the deceiver aren’t real people of God. So, yeah, the Venn Diagram of Christians following Trump and Christians raptured would be two, non-overlapping circles.
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If the rapture is really happening then, Biblically, that means the antichrist is in power. And those who follow the the deceiver aren’t real people of God. So, yeah, the Venn Diagram of Christians following Trump and Christians raptured would be two, non-overlapping circles.
Where’d all my Unitarian Universalist friends go? It’s like they all up and vanished today for some reason.
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Where’d all my Unitarian Universalist friends go? It’s like they all up and vanished today for some reason.
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When I was a kid the future was flying cars and alien contact. Living in the future is putting “No AI writing ever” in my author bio. 🫤
#writers
#writers
September 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When I was a kid the future was flying cars and alien contact. Living in the future is putting “No AI writing ever” in my author bio. 🫤
#writers
#writers
After hunting for buried treasure for the better part of an hour, I was allowed to discontinue use of my pirate voice to read the toddler her three bedtime books. 🏴☠️ 📚 #parenting
September 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
After hunting for buried treasure for the better part of an hour, I was allowed to discontinue use of my pirate voice to read the toddler her three bedtime books. 🏴☠️ 📚 #parenting
I love when scammers message me with “Hey fellow KDP author! What’s the hardest part of publishing for you?” And I reply, “What’s a KDP author? Is that a book genre?”
#writingcommunity
#writingcommunity
September 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I love when scammers message me with “Hey fellow KDP author! What’s the hardest part of publishing for you?” And I reply, “What’s a KDP author? Is that a book genre?”
#writingcommunity
#writingcommunity
It’s okay to transition from lyrical philosophy to slapstick within the same sentence, right? 😅 #amwriting
September 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s okay to transition from lyrical philosophy to slapstick within the same sentence, right? 😅 #amwriting