"It’s not every day you see bread on the porch." <--I saw bread on the porch once

(5/5)

"You can't change the stripes on an asshole."

(4/5)

"Check your own baggage before you go looking in other people’s suitcases."

(3/5)

"It's a thick nutter butter sandwich."

(2/5)

"In what context are you going to wear footsie pajamas in which it’s too serious to fart?"

(5/5)

"There’s a fine line between whimsical and unintentional horror factory."

(4/5)

"You are what the chicken eats."

(3/5)

"We could use some extra money, and the world could always use more corn."

(2/5)

Of course!! How could I forget?!

But when specters begin to pop up around the city, they realize the Soul-Stealer is up to something—and that their destiny is inescapable. Sooner or later, they'll have to confront the horror only they may be able to vanquish.

(3/3)

This should be the happiest time of their lives—but for Drew, Ash, and Lavinia, starting at the House of the Scroll means it's almost time to confront their fate. As they forge new friendships and dabble in magic, they try to ignore the danger lurking at the edges of their world.

(2/3)

The Soul-Stealer is nothing short of a monster—a specter who steals lives and scatters nightmares in his wake. And for years, Castilla has been powerless to stop him—until a chance prediction ends up revealing that three children may hold the key to his defeat.

(1/3)