Austin P Sheehan
@austinpsheehan.bsky.social
Writer, editor, father, would-be philanthropist.
I'm gonna say it.
The makers of Royal Match seriously overestimate my desire to keep members of the royal family alive.
The makers of Royal Match seriously overestimate my desire to keep members of the royal family alive.
May 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I'm gonna say it.
The makers of Royal Match seriously overestimate my desire to keep members of the royal family alive.
The makers of Royal Match seriously overestimate my desire to keep members of the royal family alive.
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Checks? Balances? Pfffft.
February 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Checks? Balances? Pfffft.
So I'm at the "Run your own small business when baby is running their own small business" stage of parenthood.
February 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
So I'm at the "Run your own small business when baby is running their own small business" stage of parenthood.
If the Liberals win the election, I will only recognise this flag as the flag of Australia.
January 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
If the Liberals win the election, I will only recognise this flag as the flag of Australia.
Ngl I would 100% vote for anyone campaigning to 'Make Pluto a Planet Again'
January 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ngl I would 100% vote for anyone campaigning to 'Make Pluto a Planet Again'
A friendly reminder that 'epic' describes the content and themes of a book, not it's length.
January 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A friendly reminder that 'epic' describes the content and themes of a book, not it's length.
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You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit.
Multiple UFW union offices received this in the mail this week. Thanks for reaching out!
January 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit.
Everyone is talking about making America "great" again, but nobody is talking about making America cromulent again.
January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Everyone is talking about making America "great" again, but nobody is talking about making America cromulent again.
People who say 'sleep when the baby sleeps' are making some pretty bold assumptions.
January 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
People who say 'sleep when the baby sleeps' are making some pretty bold assumptions.
Just because TikTok is ending doesn't mean it's suddenly okay to post and share videos here.
January 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Just because TikTok is ending doesn't mean it's suddenly okay to post and share videos here.
They never say "the sky is always bluer..."
January 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They never say "the sky is always bluer..."
Wonder what they do here to people who say that actually the sky *isn't* blue...
January 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Wonder what they do here to people who say that actually the sky *isn't* blue...
I had a dream last night that may be the inspiration of a romance/body horror story.
January 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I had a dream last night that may be the inspiration of a romance/body horror story.
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
After taking some time away from Social Media, I am returning with renewed dread and unwavering ambivalence.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
After taking some time away from Social Media, I am returning with renewed dread and unwavering ambivalence.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Just having a mini break from social media in wake of recent developments.
November 10, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Just having a mini break from social media in wake of recent developments.
Parenting at night:
Laying awake thinking 'please just make a sound so I know you're okay'.
Also parenting at night:
Laying awake thinking 'please can you just shut up so I can sleep'.
Laying awake thinking 'please just make a sound so I know you're okay'.
Also parenting at night:
Laying awake thinking 'please can you just shut up so I can sleep'.
October 11, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Parenting at night:
Laying awake thinking 'please just make a sound so I know you're okay'.
Also parenting at night:
Laying awake thinking 'please can you just shut up so I can sleep'.
Laying awake thinking 'please just make a sound so I know you're okay'.
Also parenting at night:
Laying awake thinking 'please can you just shut up so I can sleep'.
Question for Parents of babies / toddlers, would you rather have an extra $500k or four arms instead of two?
October 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Question for Parents of babies / toddlers, would you rather have an extra $500k or four arms instead of two?
Conducting an exorcism is not just knowing the passages and having the patience of a saint, but having a feeling for the fluctuations of the conflict, and knowing what tool to use when.
In many ways, it's like putting a toddler to bed.
In many ways, it's like putting a toddler to bed.
September 23, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Conducting an exorcism is not just knowing the passages and having the patience of a saint, but having a feeling for the fluctuations of the conflict, and knowing what tool to use when.
In many ways, it's like putting a toddler to bed.
In many ways, it's like putting a toddler to bed.
If you want to know how it's going, I'm coming back from a medical appointment where my doctor prescribed me a medicine called FML.
August 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
If you want to know how it's going, I'm coming back from a medical appointment where my doctor prescribed me a medicine called FML.
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I'm excited to share that this beauty from PS Publishing—which contains my story 'The Violet Hour'—is now available in ebook!
Head on over to books2read.com/ftwl to download it from a digital store
#ReadingCommunity #nzauthors #australianauthors #speculativefiction
Head on over to books2read.com/ftwl to download it from a digital store
#ReadingCommunity #nzauthors #australianauthors #speculativefiction
May 17, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I'm excited to share that this beauty from PS Publishing—which contains my story 'The Violet Hour'—is now available in ebook!
Head on over to books2read.com/ftwl to download it from a digital store
#ReadingCommunity #nzauthors #australianauthors #speculativefiction
Head on over to books2read.com/ftwl to download it from a digital store
#ReadingCommunity #nzauthors #australianauthors #speculativefiction
Hello, just a friendly reminder that the only way we will all eat well is if we first eat the rich.
"Can't afford food? Blame billionaires, not immigrants"
Poster spotted in Toronto
Poster spotted in Toronto
August 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Hello, just a friendly reminder that the only way we will all eat well is if we first eat the rich.
For all the Aussies and Kiwis, I am an experienced and affordable editor and I have some availability coming up very soon!
I love to edit, and I want to make your short stories, novellas and novels shine!
austinpsheehan.com/my-editing-s...
I love to edit, and I want to make your short stories, novellas and novels shine!
austinpsheehan.com/my-editing-s...
July 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
For all the Aussies and Kiwis, I am an experienced and affordable editor and I have some availability coming up very soon!
I love to edit, and I want to make your short stories, novellas and novels shine!
austinpsheehan.com/my-editing-s...
I love to edit, and I want to make your short stories, novellas and novels shine!
austinpsheehan.com/my-editing-s...
As an autistic person, I find it so hard to be spontaneous.
I overthink every decision, but when anyone ever asks "why did you do that?" my whole being melts and I lose the ability to express myself.
Anyone else gets that?
I overthink every decision, but when anyone ever asks "why did you do that?" my whole being melts and I lose the ability to express myself.
Anyone else gets that?
July 11, 2024 at 9:03 AM
As an autistic person, I find it so hard to be spontaneous.
I overthink every decision, but when anyone ever asks "why did you do that?" my whole being melts and I lose the ability to express myself.
Anyone else gets that?
I overthink every decision, but when anyone ever asks "why did you do that?" my whole being melts and I lose the ability to express myself.
Anyone else gets that?
When I was a child, I was taught to be quiet, to be compliant, and to accept the world how it is.
I hope to teach my children to rebel, to challenge, and to change the world!
I hope to teach my children to rebel, to challenge, and to change the world!
July 10, 2024 at 9:44 AM
When I was a child, I was taught to be quiet, to be compliant, and to accept the world how it is.
I hope to teach my children to rebel, to challenge, and to change the world!
I hope to teach my children to rebel, to challenge, and to change the world!