Austin Evans
@austinjev.bsky.social
🦡, ⚾️, 🏀, 🏖️, 💜, 🍻, 🦌, 📊, 🚢, 🏰, 🏈, 🥍, ⚖️, 🧀, ✊, 🐶, ⚜, 🌅, 🏊♂️ & 🇺🇸.
53058 > 92103
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Illegal touching should be an honorable mention.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Illegal touching should be an honorable mention.
🥹
I still try to say hi to him at the press box during Brewers games whenever I’m in town.
I still try to say hi to him at the press box during Brewers games whenever I’m in town.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I still try to say hi to him at the press box during Brewers games whenever I’m in town.
I still try to say hi to him at the press box during Brewers games whenever I’m in town.
Class of ‘01. We did NOT have those facilities back then. 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Class of ‘01. We did NOT have those facilities back then. 🤣
My aunt, cousin and I were right behind the dugout. We could see Marcum’s face as he came off the mound. He would have given An. E. Thing. to take that inning back.
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My aunt, cousin and I were right behind the dugout. We could see Marcum’s face as he came off the mound. He would have given An. E. Thing. to take that inning back.
Bro, I was at that game. 🥴
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bro, I was at that game. 🥴
Almost got in a fight at the game over a “knock-knock, Owen-four” joke.
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Almost got in a fight at the game over a “knock-knock, Owen-four” joke.
That hoodie with the helmet is 🔥🔥🔥
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That hoodie with the helmet is 🔥🔥🔥
The contingency plan starts at 6 wins.
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The contingency plan starts at 6 wins.
Almost all my football homies are here by now.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Almost all my football homies are here by now.
Barista: *writes Homophone on cup*
February 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Barista: *writes Homophone on cup*