Austin Johnsen
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Austin Johnsen
@austinj.bsky.social
Corp Dev. All I want is leopards to eat faces
I actually was polite. I went with "lol pass" and a link to a story on the settlement
July 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I got a fundraising text from Penn the day Penn settled over the swimming thing and I think I replied "you've gotta be fucking kidding me"
July 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Absolute embarrassment. On the positive side, if you're an alum, you'd get to save so much by never donating again
July 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Her having to go on background and insist that her leaving had nothing to do with Grok turning into MechaHitler was just the perfect capstone
July 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My personal favorite is actually from today and her having to say that her resigning had been planned for a while and had nothing to do with Grok endorsing Hitler yesterday
July 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's my greatest shame
April 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Nice
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Jfc shut America down
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oooh, gimme that sweet sweet tiny class action settlement check
March 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So how long until he gets banned on X
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM