Austin Johnsen
@austinj.bsky.social
Corp Dev. All I want is leopards to eat faces
I refuse to believe there was a single person from Mississippi on here www.theverge.com/internet-cen...
Bluesky blocks Mississippi under new age verification law
The Supreme Court declined to block the law earlier this month.
www.theverge.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I refuse to believe there was a single person from Mississippi on here www.theverge.com/internet-cen...
I don't know if I've ever believed a conspiracy until Trump started tweeting about Epstein
July 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I don't know if I've ever believed a conspiracy until Trump started tweeting about Epstein
I wasn't that worried until I read that @matt-levine.bsky.social is on vacation next week
April 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wasn't that worried until I read that @matt-levine.bsky.social is on vacation next week
No one should ever have to learn about the bond market
April 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
No one should ever have to learn about the bond market
Does Kalshi or Polymarket have contracts on Ackman getting a margin call on Monday yet?
April 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Does Kalshi or Polymarket have contracts on Ackman getting a margin call on Monday yet?
Everyone liquidating their Japan holdings to meet their expected margin calls tomorrow morning (I have no idea if this is true but sounds plausible)
April 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Everyone liquidating their Japan holdings to meet their expected margin calls tomorrow morning (I have no idea if this is true but sounds plausible)
So much winning
NIKKEI 225 FUTURES TRADE SUSPENDED DUE TO CIRCUIT BREAKER
April 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So much winning
Is hands off really what we're going with? Ugh
April 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Is hands off really what we're going with? Ugh
I love that people voted for this dumbass
April 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I love that people voted for this dumbass
Nothing has made me empathize more with journalists bitching about their CMS than having to write a blog post for our internal intranet site, CMS's are terrible
March 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Nothing has made me empathize more with journalists bitching about their CMS than having to write a blog post for our internal intranet site, CMS's are terrible
Not only have I spent too much time on this page @davidpierce.xyz, I've also now added it to my to do list to properly go through every item cabel.com/2025/01/27/t...
The Snacks & Cereals of 2024
Welcome to 2025. The vibes are a little heavy, so, I’m trying very hard to focus on the things I can control — and yes, that includes remembering to share things that delight me like the…
cabel.com
March 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Not only have I spent too much time on this page @davidpierce.xyz, I've also now added it to my to do list to properly go through every item cabel.com/2025/01/27/t...
Can I still place bets on Elon pulling a Snowden and fleeing to China or did that contract jump to 100% now that Trump's planning to give Elon access to the US military's plans if there's ever a war with China?
March 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Can I still place bets on Elon pulling a Snowden and fleeing to China or did that contract jump to 100% now that Trump's planning to give Elon access to the US military's plans if there's ever a war with China?
I have negative faith in the Democratic Party to do anything non performative
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have negative faith in the Democratic Party to do anything non performative
Can Trump pardon Elon's margin call?
March 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can Trump pardon Elon's margin call?
I can't imagine why literally anyone on any part of the political spectrum would want this. This is like trigger warnings before every opinion piece www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
LA Times to display AI-generated political rating on opinion pieces
Los Angeles paper’s ‘Insights’ tool comes after months of public debate between opinion staff and billionaire owner
www.theguardian.com
March 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can't imagine why literally anyone on any part of the political spectrum would want this. This is like trigger warnings before every opinion piece www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republicans being the pro-putin party has broken my brain. What utter trash
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Republicans being the pro-putin party has broken my brain. What utter trash
Sending this to all my group chats with a note that no matter how much they think I text them, it can always get worse
Musk has tweeted more than 220 times in last 24 hrs.
That's not counting the replies.
That's not counting the replies.
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Sending this to all my group chats with a note that no matter how much they think I text them, it can always get worse
Larry David needs to do something about this. She's making reruns of Curb unwatchable
February 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Larry David needs to do something about this. She's making reruns of Curb unwatchable
Excited for Elon to fire a bunch of deep cover FBI and CIA agents and SEAL Team 6 for not checking their email over the weekend
February 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Excited for Elon to fire a bunch of deep cover FBI and CIA agents and SEAL Team 6 for not checking their email over the weekend
Canada won?!?!?! Hahahah trump is such a fucking jinx
February 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Canada won?!?!?! Hahahah trump is such a fucking jinx
The ideal outcome is Adams gets removed AND Trump's shitty DOJ restores the criminal case against him
February 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The ideal outcome is Adams gets removed AND Trump's shitty DOJ restores the criminal case against him
Elon's a piece of shit but this is aggressively stupid. Teslas actually exist
February 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Elon's a piece of shit but this is aggressively stupid. Teslas actually exist
If we're counting on protesting outside a Tesla dealership to save us, we're so fucked
February 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If we're counting on protesting outside a Tesla dealership to save us, we're so fucked
This is pretty fucked
“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”
Yesterday many thousands of federal employees were terminated. This is a Reddit thread for federal employees that got laid off.
February 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is pretty fucked
Nothing funnier than seeing a cybertruck in the rain
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nothing funnier than seeing a cybertruck in the rain