Austin Doans
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When they ask you what you did to stop all of this in 20 years time, what will you be able to say?
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 AM
When they ask you what you did to stop all of this in 20 years time, what will you be able to say?
@anyaustin.bsky.social @memoriamatters.bsky.social
Got unexpected gl;hf reference blasted at work today while looking into a cyber incident
Got unexpected gl;hf reference blasted at work today while looking into a cyber incident
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
@anyaustin.bsky.social @memoriamatters.bsky.social
Got unexpected gl;hf reference blasted at work today while looking into a cyber incident
Got unexpected gl;hf reference blasted at work today while looking into a cyber incident
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This Austin (self) and my fiancé as our favorite YouTubers @anyaustin.bsky.social and Jenna Marbles
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This Austin (self) and my fiancé as our favorite YouTubers @anyaustin.bsky.social and Jenna Marbles
We need some goddamn cosmic rays around here please
August 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We need some goddamn cosmic rays around here please
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I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2 insurrections, same President.
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1. I have never, in my adult life, accidentally popped a sieg hiel
2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”
2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
1. I have never, in my adult life, accidentally popped a sieg hiel
2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”
2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”
Fuck Nazis and Elon too
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fuck Nazis and Elon too
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maga people are like chicken little but instead of saying the sky is falling they say they’re likeable and reasonable
January 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
maga people are like chicken little but instead of saying the sky is falling they say they’re likeable and reasonable
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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me when you tell me you don’t think RFK jr is unfathomably stupid
November 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
me when you tell me you don’t think RFK jr is unfathomably stupid