Austin Coolguy 🔪⭐️
@austincoolguy.bsky.social
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Four fucking days! It took my brain four fucking days to ruin my mental health post-daylight saving time!
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Four fucking days! It took my brain four fucking days to ruin my mental health post-daylight saving time!
Here’s my TikTok about the Charlie Kirk situation that (unsurprisingly) was taken down.
September 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Here’s my TikTok about the Charlie Kirk situation that (unsurprisingly) was taken down.
When I heard the news:
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When I heard the news:
Happy Pride month to this man and his husband, Mark
June 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Happy Pride month to this man and his husband, Mark
Gee, what an interesting game mechanic. I wonder what the market team will come up with for a title that accurately portrays our story and gameplay!
The marketing department:
The marketing department:
April 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Gee, what an interesting game mechanic. I wonder what the market team will come up with for a title that accurately portrays our story and gameplay!
The marketing department:
The marketing department:
Elden Ring: Nightreign better let me drunk drive one of these bad boys:
February 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Elden Ring: Nightreign better let me drunk drive one of these bad boys:
My gf is a diagnosed diabetic. I am a diagnosed funnyman.
February 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My gf is a diagnosed diabetic. I am a diagnosed funnyman.