Austin Davis
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Austin Davis
@austinbikes.bsky.social
Urban planner, cyclist, Miller high life enthusiast
The 106 & Park three 6 mafia freestyle is literally all you need to know about why they won an Oscar.
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Goddamn I love blacksauce.
August 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@bikemore.net how can commercial vehicles be punished for parking in a bike lane? This tow truck was blocking the cycle track yesterday at 5pm, and in the ~5min it took me to 311 over 2 dozen cyclists went by. Since the 311 wasn’t closed until this morning, I’m assuming the truck left after a while.
April 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Austin Davis
I just landed in San Salvador a little while ago, and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to meet with Salvadoran officials and with Kilmar himself. He was illegally abducted and needs to come home.
Just landed in El Salvador to discuss release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
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April 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My favorite part about airline travel is how all of us have snack time together ☺️
February 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Austin Davis
Updates on US Census Data as of February 5:

According to the Census Bureau, all files on the public FTP server have been made publicly unavailable to comply with the President's executive orders.

They say they'll work to restore the files after they are reviewed and approved.
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
They’re already calling him Justin Toucher 😭

(Fr tho he can fuck off I hope we cut his ass)
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Next time someone says “nobody bikes in the winter” show them this pic of bikes ranging from cargo to fixie all locked outside of my local grocery store.

Also it’s time this Safeway introduced bike parking. It’s sandwiched between two major cycling thoroughfares!
January 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Austin Davis
psa: if you make onion dip for potato chips and eat it right away, wise original potato chips are where it's at. but if you leave the dip in the fridge for any amount of time, you're gonna need a chip with more structural integrity, like ruffles
January 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I don’t trust people who don’t slightly squeeze the sandwich they’re about to take a bite of.
January 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There’s a special place in hell to the people who make small talk with you in the restroom
January 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pro tip: if ur a white guy wearing custom carhartt and fancy sunglasses, maybe don’t talk down to the black cyclist for reporting a car sitting in a bike lane
December 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I think I might be a boomer in a millennial’s body….first; I love being in the office and think it’s great. Second, we started ‘hoteling” our offices and I hate it bc sometimes our team isn’t all in the same part of the office but most importantly I like to use the same computer/office
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I swear Geir O. Pedersen looks like a Jonathan Pryce movie character and I think I’m watching a GI Joe movie whenever I see his press conferences
December 10, 2024 at 4:34 PM
My high school biology teacher taught the CEO Assassin and I’ve never felt more proud
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
There’s an influencer at my cafe rn and idk why I have the sudden urge to ruin all of their videos
December 7, 2024 at 5:14 PM
After 6 months of complaining to our landlords that the washing machine was flooding our basement and the dryer marring our clothes, they’ve finally replaced the machines….and now started charging $2(!!!!) per was and $2 per dry cycle.

Who knows how to open a washing machine/dryer coin box.
January 5, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Lots of people talk about shower beers, but now that I’m in my 30s I’m all about the shower coffee
January 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Damn. I just realized Hank Green and John Green are not the same dude lmao
October 18, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Continuing the trivia domination in Boston by pullin up to trivia with just 1 friend instead of our usual 4 and just clean sweeped every question (we usually finish 1 or 2 every week) but this round is dedicated to Galen
September 27, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Whenever people post their very busy google calendar screenshots on IG, I always make sure to DM them asking “what app is that?” to immediately spike their anxiety at me not using a calendar.
September 26, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Why do ppl clap at the end of my business school class? It’s giving applause when the plane lands energy and I rly don’t like it.
September 20, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Been back at school for one day and already been provided 2 free lunches I love this place
September 7, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Someone ubereats Panda Express at my hotel at 11am today and I can’t help but fear for my life knowing this person is free on the streets
September 3, 2023 at 5:22 PM
The best part about flying southwest is you can be any boarding group you want if you’re confident enough
September 2, 2023 at 4:32 PM