One thing I will say about Buc-cees- the women's bathroom is extremely efficient.

I am so much like my father every time we stop at a store on a road trip I am like there is simply tooooo many people here for me

What's the likelihood this place will die just like Threads did? Oh wait Threads is still kicking?

I love saying I fear nothing simply because I have little to no flight response

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

I propose a new trend: post 20 books you regret reading WITH explanations

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

Texting all my kids goodnight while I'm gone but how do I text my cat. How will he know I'm proud of him and I miss him and he should remember to read his Bible.

Nothing worse than a piece of media you hate being surrounded by your two favorite colors

What am I?

You tell me.

...not sure yet. I think I have been made to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.