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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us without teeth
I'm saying they need to make a human size version of those crow intelligence tests
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Not in a hospital but I snuck on to the implementing "new tech" (AI) at work group. Suggested we use our resources fixing an over a year problem where only 2 people out of 50 can open a certain file type. Instead we're focusing on writing good ai prompts for email
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Maybe its continuing to read books as an adult. I was a monster reader all the way to high school. I read less as an adult but how my brain processes information is different. My critical thinking skills are more developed now then they were in high school
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Excuse me?! Nothing?! Indoor cats and dogs are enlightened comfy masters. He is achieving a level of coziness our cursed human existence could never comprehend
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Lmao, they really made their wish on the monkey's paw
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Ive always tried to keep up with technology but this is where I give up. I don't understand and don't even want to try
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Mine always starts with the asshole so there's never the expectation
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Whenever I can't find my cat or think he's scheming I play kitten mewling sounds or the sound of his favorite bird and he appears
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM