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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us without teeth
Lmao, they really made their wish on the monkey's paw
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Lmao, they really made their wish on the monkey's paw
This part from an npr article on people going to the ICE career fair will haunt me
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This part from an npr article on people going to the ICE career fair will haunt me
The only protein I'll go to war for
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The only protein I'll go to war for
He doesn't know we're staying in bed because we irrationally believe getting up means allowing time to advance and when we stop time nothing bad can happen or get worse in the world
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
He doesn't know we're staying in bed because we irrationally believe getting up means allowing time to advance and when we stop time nothing bad can happen or get worse in the world
"The Most Trailblazing City Planner in Tokyo"
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"The Most Trailblazing City Planner in Tokyo"
Saw this at the bookstore and almost lunged at it on pure instinct
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Saw this at the bookstore and almost lunged at it on pure instinct
the wish is canon...the windmills are free
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
the wish is canon...the windmills are free
We should genetically engineer a giant version of New Zealand's Kea. That should solve the problem
August 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We should genetically engineer a giant version of New Zealand's Kea. That should solve the problem
Well, I guess this answers the question of what Reddit would be like in the 1940s
July 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Well, I guess this answers the question of what Reddit would be like in the 1940s
I really like how in the anime madoka magica whoever did background design made a conscious choice add them in
July 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I really like how in the anime madoka magica whoever did background design made a conscious choice add them in
We just sort let this one slide. How odd
May 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We just sort let this one slide. How odd
My mother insists that he must be a Maine Coon because he is so big and handsome
May 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My mother insists that he must be a Maine Coon because he is so big and handsome
Remember; what poses the most risk to humanity is not artificial intelligence gaining sentience, it's ex-wives with money
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Remember; what poses the most risk to humanity is not artificial intelligence gaining sentience, it's ex-wives with money
Can recommend, in HS my AP US teacher (later let go for inappropriately texting female students) put this on and for the next 2 hours we all had to stare at the screen as characters we couldn't hear and see mumbled at each other. Probably contributed to me getting an autoimmune disease 👍👍
December 4, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Can recommend, in HS my AP US teacher (later let go for inappropriately texting female students) put this on and for the next 2 hours we all had to stare at the screen as characters we couldn't hear and see mumbled at each other. Probably contributed to me getting an autoimmune disease 👍👍
I've had him for 4 years and keep forgetting how much of a cuddle bug he becomes when fall hits
October 12, 2023 at 11:51 AM
I've had him for 4 years and keep forgetting how much of a cuddle bug he becomes when fall hits
He's just never not being weird
October 1, 2023 at 3:31 PM
He's just never not being weird