Aunt Methy
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Aunt Methy, crusted-out tweaker aunt of Methy Ann, rocking track marks and bad decisions since '09. Keep my niece off the streets and my bong hits hot. #FuckMAGA #FatHitler
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Heavenly Father, up there in your golden tower, keep an eye on that orange bastard Trump. Bless his tiny, shriveled dick-may it stay as small as his brain, so he never fucks us over too hard. Amen 🙏
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I remember that. He's a smug little man.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I remember that. He's a smug little man.
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He lives in Virginia too
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
He lives in Virginia too
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Sorry to interrupt, but Trump's neck pussy looks like a porn star's cooch after a 18-movie marathon with Ron Jeremy. Holy fuck 😱
PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sorry to interrupt, but Trump's neck pussy looks like a porn star's cooch after a 18-movie marathon with Ron Jeremy. Holy fuck 😱
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So is Ivan Raiklin is the Pipe Bomber? He literally looks like MTG before her surgery.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So is Ivan Raiklin is the Pipe Bomber? He literally looks like MTG before her surgery.
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Oh shit. That’s dope.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh shit. That’s dope.
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Good God.
And his parents? Gross.
And his parents? Gross.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Good God.
And his parents? Gross.
And his parents? Gross.
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It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.
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You can’t make this up
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You can’t make this up
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Who took this photo?
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who took this photo?
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Freddie overdosed. He’s gone
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Freddie overdosed. He’s gone
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Free Methy AGAIN!!!
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December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Free Methy AGAIN!!!
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😂😂🤦♀️😂😂
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#Resisters
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December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Bring him home Jesus. Free HIM FROM the world. 🕳️ send him out into the Universe like a mummified space alien who travels around the sun forever. Like a real mummy. The ones in Egypt. And send a video so we know he’s really gone.
AMEN
AMEN
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bring him home Jesus. Free HIM FROM the world. 🕳️ send him out into the Universe like a mummified space alien who travels around the sun forever. Like a real mummy. The ones in Egypt. And send a video so we know he’s really gone.
AMEN
AMEN
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Methy’s cool kids club
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🤘🏼🤘🏼
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Methy’s cool kids club
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December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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