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Auntie Telly 🌼🌷🌻
@auntietelly.bsky.social
Fibre artist, cat mom, fat feminist purple haired leftist, healthcare worker, union member, gardener, beloved

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🪶 ally cis/het she/her 🇨🇦

*Warning* Adult language, immature content
Novelty phones need to make a comeback. I had one of these bad boys
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I made some winter skirts a few years ago, and I highly recommend them:
-thrift a Queen sized flannel sheet
-cut in half and sew together
-sew in an elastic waistband

It's literally a skirt made of blankets. Add a belt, and you can hide the elastic waistband. Add boots, and its a LOOK
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When Sophie wants something she will sit and silently stare at me until I get up
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Grow up
September 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I honestly think the only way to train them out of this is if we start carrying spray bottles
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Seems to me that he volunteered as tribute
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You win the internet today
August 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Good thing for me, I'm Canadian and we don't allow religion in politics. That's why our country is doing well and yours is in a historic recession.

Btw, this is the leader of my political party.
August 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Nice crucifix. This is mine, it was a gift from Granny at my first communion
August 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My Sophie reacts the same when kissed. It's not my fault she's so soft and adorable
August 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
💀💀💀
July 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When Bill Maher offers you his song idea
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hard disagree
July 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You libs think everyone is gay. Next you'll be saying that this man who was in love with Princess Diana is gay.
July 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Agreed. This is the best picture I have of my cat, and even here she looks like she's biding her time.
July 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My "Weekends are for waffles" shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by my "Weekends are for waffles" shirt
July 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
July 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What do you think of the shoes? Are they real loafers? They look real to me, but they're very flexible
July 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
When I adopted my Sophie, they asked me to pick her because she was so miserable. Now she purrs constantly. She purrs when I get home from work, and when I feed her. Happiest kitty ever.
June 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
June 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
June 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I'm happy for you, but tbh, this is the first thing I thought of when I saw your book cover. Not a criticism, just a heads up.
June 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
June 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I've been wondering how much this trend has impacted our gerentocracy
June 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I know which one of these pictures is beautiful to me, but a lot of people would disagree. That's the point of leftism, we allow people to make the choices that they want to make, and love them the way they are.
June 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM