Auntie Oracle
@auntieoracle.bsky.social
I like pretty drinks and flowers. And I know things.
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Agreed. I believe it’s called the enshitification of social media.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Agreed. I believe it’s called the enshitification of social media.
Yes, yes it is!
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Yes, yes it is!
Because yes, yes they are.
Kamala Harris: “These Motherfuckers Are CRAZY” 😂💀
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Because yes, yes they are.
Pretty much, because I ain’t dying. ☺️
October 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Pretty much, because I ain’t dying. ☺️
I tend not to stay in the same spot where you left me.
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I tend not to stay in the same spot where you left me.
Over here navigating through change like a mf. 🤦🏾♀️
September 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Over here navigating through change like a mf. 🤦🏾♀️
Can’t have him out here looking like a snitch, yanno. I just wish they get they get the stories right. Is he a snitch or is this a hoax? 🤦🏾♀️
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Can’t have him out here looking like a snitch, yanno. I just wish they get they get the stories right. Is he a snitch or is this a hoax? 🤦🏾♀️
Them: So, how’s your summer been?
Me:
Me:
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August 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Them: So, how’s your summer been?
Me:
Me:
Maan look-
You can proofread your post a million times but a typo will jump out as soon as you hit post.
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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It was still on??
AOL is finally shutting down its dial-up internet service
AOL is finally shutting down its dial-up internet service
AOL’s dial-up internet is finally taking its last bow. Yes, while perhaps a dinosaur by today’s digital standards, dial-up is still around.
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August 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It was still on??
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Happy Juneteenth!
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Happy Juneteenth!
🥰 thanks! ♏️
May 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
🥰 thanks! ♏️
I trust you.
May 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I trust you.
I never thought I needed a sound machine until this week when a neighbors dog barked for hours. He should be dead tired by now. 🤦🏾♀️
May 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I never thought I needed a sound machine until this week when a neighbors dog barked for hours. He should be dead tired by now. 🤦🏾♀️
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![“I’m honestly shocked. I thought we had it in the bag,” said Pam Van Handel, Chair of the Republican Party of Wisconsin’s Outagamie County. “I thought [Musk] was gonna be an asset for this race. People love Trump, but maybe they don’t love everybody he supports. Maybe I have blinders on.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7vj2towokzui3hgna5u5u46f/bafkreig4kjmy5yti2tt4wwwsm3ihhuhykpkaqfefos7qoq5fbtfckbhciu@jpeg)
April 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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America in trouble but want the person they didn’t vote for to come save the day, if yall don’t get tf…
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March 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
America in trouble but want the person they didn’t vote for to come save the day, if yall don’t get tf…
Maan look-
I really about to say fuck flying and just drive everywhere fr
March 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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That my little ones were also born with gray hair and their friends think it’s cool too.
1. What would the child version of you be most excited to hear about you now?
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
That my little ones were also born with gray hair and their friends think it’s cool too.
My arms and legs.
what’s y’all favorite physical feature on yourselves?
March 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My arms and legs.
Ooo!
March 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ooo!