August (they/them) 🍉
@auggielaine.bsky.social
I love Mac Miller ❤️ Political views are my own
Weird behavior alert!
I had done laundry before friends arrived at my house (including the hand towel in the bathroom.) I forgot to replace the towel and my husband's friend washed his hands then tried to discreetly wipe his hands on a clean blanket instead of asking for a hand towel
I had done laundry before friends arrived at my house (including the hand towel in the bathroom.) I forgot to replace the towel and my husband's friend washed his hands then tried to discreetly wipe his hands on a clean blanket instead of asking for a hand towel
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Weird behavior alert!
I had done laundry before friends arrived at my house (including the hand towel in the bathroom.) I forgot to replace the towel and my husband's friend washed his hands then tried to discreetly wipe his hands on a clean blanket instead of asking for a hand towel
I had done laundry before friends arrived at my house (including the hand towel in the bathroom.) I forgot to replace the towel and my husband's friend washed his hands then tried to discreetly wipe his hands on a clean blanket instead of asking for a hand towel
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Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires
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more like government slutdown the way chuck schumer is serving 🥵
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
more like government slutdown the way chuck schumer is serving 🥵
Has this boy for 8 years now
September 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Has this boy for 8 years now
September 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Got the mayor of Hazel Park in this tiki karaoke bar rn
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Got the mayor of Hazel Park in this tiki karaoke bar rn
Anyone who wants to play animal crossing, let me know 💖
July 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Anyone who wants to play animal crossing, let me know 💖
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Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
July 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
Made a new desktop background
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Made a new desktop background
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If you’re under 30, you weren’t even born the last time Andrew Cuomo lived here.
This is your city. Vote like it.
This is your city. Vote like it.
June 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If you’re under 30, you weren’t even born the last time Andrew Cuomo lived here.
This is your city. Vote like it.
This is your city. Vote like it.
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When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs
Husband and I at the carnival 🥰
June 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Husband and I at the carnival 🥰
Trying to keep my velcro dog away for 2 seconds
May 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Trying to keep my velcro dog away for 2 seconds
I think Ncuti Gatwa is my favorite doctor
May 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I think Ncuti Gatwa is my favorite doctor
I love at the end of a match (fighting/wrestling) when they go to declare the winner and they all hold hands
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I love at the end of a match (fighting/wrestling) when they go to declare the winner and they all hold hands
He likes being wrapped up
March 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
He likes being wrapped up
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If you listen to Kanye, we're not friends anymore
Tweets from the past 19 hours
TW: sexual assault, fatphobia, antisemitism, homophobia/f slur, abelism/r slur, use of the term bitches
Part 1/4
Tweets from the past 19 hours
TW: sexual assault, fatphobia, antisemitism, homophobia/f slur, abelism/r slur, use of the term bitches
Part 1/4
February 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If you listen to Kanye, we're not friends anymore
Tweets from the past 19 hours
TW: sexual assault, fatphobia, antisemitism, homophobia/f slur, abelism/r slur, use of the term bitches
Part 1/4
Tweets from the past 19 hours
TW: sexual assault, fatphobia, antisemitism, homophobia/f slur, abelism/r slur, use of the term bitches
Part 1/4
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
Had to explain to my husband that an assorted cheesecake platter is a staple dessert for holidays (he's never heard of nor seen one)
January 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Had to explain to my husband that an assorted cheesecake platter is a staple dessert for holidays (he's never heard of nor seen one)
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there was an insurrection in roku city
January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
there was an insurrection in roku city
Bo is short for bobert
January 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bo is short for bobert