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Lisa🏹🗽💖
@audreysl0ve.bsky.social
I play an attorney irl.
Love a a good lady villain with a hero streak or a lady hero with a villain streak.
I hate to write, except when I love to write.
elon showing up to offer france condolences re: louvre heist
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
chose your new ballroom vibe 😬
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the only way for taylor swift to fight back and put this old man in his place is by releasing another folklore/evermore album trust me ive seen the future. YOU CAN DO IT TAYLOR SAVE THE WORLD
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
art imitates life #unclesam
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“i’m 5’10”
#loveislandusa
July 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
elon didn’t even have to apologize for calling trump a pedo lol
June 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
messy messy boys
June 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
people are so, so dumb
simone biles already has a vault that would be competitive in men’s gymnastics, where men aren’t taking hormones to reduce testosterone
June 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
my kids are insanely well behaved and i’ve never so much as spanked them. why are maga so lazy with their parenting
May 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lesbian
aubrey plaza
detective?!?!?!

i don’t even know what to do with myself i feel like my dreams are being analyzed by a movie exec
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
one thing i find fascinating about men is how they think women will be all alone without them. just because they don’t have any friends don’t assume women don’t.
but i’d chose loneliness over being married to a man that needs me to make myself small to make him feel better
April 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
rand paul was always a free market anti-tariff guy but finding out he’s speaking out and still supporting free markets? AND that he’s using such great analogies to explain trade deficits? all while the rest of republicans cower and say shit? ROUGH
April 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
brilliant
April 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
much protest
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
it’s a cult
March 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Does it, though? Chuck Schumer has entered the chat and he’s got some news for you all
March 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
we can’t have a government shut down because if we do all these things that are already happening will happen
March 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
as a xellennial i believe i am the right person to officially accept apologies from Gen X and pass them onto millennials, because millennials would never
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“gen z will save us”
sure
March 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
me: i’m going to enroll my daughter in several sports to see which one she likes best and make sure she knows athletics and sports are for girls, and it’s okay to be a tom boy.

my daughter warming up for the sports i have enrolled her in:
March 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
❤️❤️
February 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
February 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I asked AI how to respond to this email that claims to be from OPM but security has flagged anyway, and here’s what they said!
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Apple iphone showed this picture as a memory and now o can’t stop laughing
February 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM