Lisa🏹🗽💖
@audreysl0ve.bsky.social
I play an attorney irl.
Love a a good lady villain with a hero streak or a lady hero with a villain streak.
I hate to write, except when I love to write.
Love a a good lady villain with a hero streak or a lady hero with a villain streak.
I hate to write, except when I love to write.
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Lisa🏹🗽💖
@audreysl0ve.bsky.social
· Nov 27
His lost his faith long ago, but she awakened it. Her body was his scripture, he memorized the sacred verses of each curve, the melodic psalms in her laugh, the divine beauty of her smile. When he finally drunk the sweet sacrament of her lips, he knew that this, between them, was without sin
#vss365
#vss365
My secret favorite thing in children’s literature is protagonists who are dicks. Like Mary from A Secret Garden. I loved her right away, i never stopped loving her. She was terrible and said and did the worst stuff and i loved her still! what sort of black magic was that.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My secret favorite thing in children’s literature is protagonists who are dicks. Like Mary from A Secret Garden. I loved her right away, i never stopped loving her. She was terrible and said and did the worst stuff and i loved her still! what sort of black magic was that.
with snap benefits expiring just want you to know that anyone in the country with a minimum wage 40 hour a week job lives in poverty and qualifies for assistance
www.epi.org/blog/the-fed...
www.epi.org/blog/the-fed...
The federal minimum wage is officially a poverty wage in 2025
In 2025, the federal minimum wage is officially a “poverty wage.” The annual earnings of a single adult working full-time, year-round at $7.25 an hour now fall below the poverty threshold of $15,650 (...
www.epi.org
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
with snap benefits expiring just want you to know that anyone in the country with a minimum wage 40 hour a week job lives in poverty and qualifies for assistance
www.epi.org/blog/the-fed...
www.epi.org/blog/the-fed...
what’s all this “pro life news” and about how families refused abortion and instead chose to be induced to start early labor when they were 9-16 weeks pregnant?
THAT IS AN ABORTION
THAT IS AN ABORTION
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
what’s all this “pro life news” and about how families refused abortion and instead chose to be induced to start early labor when they were 9-16 weeks pregnant?
THAT IS AN ABORTION
THAT IS AN ABORTION
elon showing up to offer france condolences re: louvre heist
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
elon showing up to offer france condolences re: louvre heist
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It's been 33 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's been 33 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
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Idk, guys, I think we've seen this before....
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Idk, guys, I think we've seen this before....
If you were not raised in a culture that equates a girl’s self worth with “purity”, you may not realize how important it is to ensure that no girl believes that losing virginity fundamentally changes or “ruins” her. it causes severe lasting harm I cannot describe
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you were not raised in a culture that equates a girl’s self worth with “purity”, you may not realize how important it is to ensure that no girl believes that losing virginity fundamentally changes or “ruins” her. it causes severe lasting harm I cannot describe
ever since i found out that all the honey bees that have stingers are female, i’ve felt very safe around them
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ever since i found out that all the honey bees that have stingers are female, i’ve felt very safe around them
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The idea that the Reconstruction Amendments were for everybody is asinine.
They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.
They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The idea that the Reconstruction Amendments were for everybody is asinine.
They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.
They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.
just scared my whole family by screaming please don’t DONT’ BLINK
a statue of an angel covering her face with her hands in a cemetery .
ALT: a statue of an angel covering her face with her hands in a cemetery .
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
just scared my whole family by screaming please don’t DONT’ BLINK
every song except cancelled has won me over inexplicably it only took listening to it one time and disliking it. i fear this woman may be on to some thing
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Aa5EDf/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Aa5EDf/
I’m under some kind of spell because now these songs are dr*g$ to me
TikTok video by Yvette
www.tiktok.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
every song except cancelled has won me over inexplicably it only took listening to it one time and disliking it. i fear this woman may be on to some thing
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Aa5EDf/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Aa5EDf/
not voting until democrats tell me their plan for another folklore album
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
not voting until democrats tell me their plan for another folklore album
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if you mute "bari weiss" make sure you also mute "bari fucking weiss" and "bari are you fucking for real right now weiss" and "bari no fucking way weiss."
just to make sure you catch 'em all.
just to make sure you catch 'em all.
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
if you mute "bari weiss" make sure you also mute "bari fucking weiss" and "bari are you fucking for real right now weiss" and "bari no fucking way weiss."
just to make sure you catch 'em all.
just to make sure you catch 'em all.
fuck
A man caged by ICE was found dead in his cell inside a Long Island jail 18 hours after arriving there.
Sources: ICE detainee dies at Nassau County jail; investigation underway
The man was being held under a partnership between Nassau County and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), under which the county provides 50 jail cells for immigration detainees and receive...
longisland.news12.com
September 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
fuck
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thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke
the only way for taylor swift to fight back and put this old man in his place is by releasing another folklore/evermore album trust me ive seen the future. YOU CAN DO IT TAYLOR SAVE THE WORLD
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the only way for taylor swift to fight back and put this old man in his place is by releasing another folklore/evermore album trust me ive seen the future. YOU CAN DO IT TAYLOR SAVE THE WORLD
why do we let the aces and zak’s of the world speak? #loveisland7
July 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
why do we let the aces and zak’s of the world speak? #loveisland7
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Trump promised not to cut Medicaid and his signature legislation cuts Medicaid by nearly $1 trillion.
June 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Trump promised not to cut Medicaid and his signature legislation cuts Medicaid by nearly $1 trillion.
hilarious!!!!!!
FACT: The only reason that Trump's megabill passed the Senate is that Republicans nuked the legislative filibuster.
The truth about the filibuster
The legislative filibuster, which creates a 60-vote threshold, only exists when it is convenient for Senate Republicans.
popular.info
July 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
hilarious!!!!!!
binging #loveisland and i cant check for reactions as im so far behind, but if you all don’t hate Ace then i dont even get the world
June 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
binging #loveisland and i cant check for reactions as im so far behind, but if you all don’t hate Ace then i dont even get the world
elon didn’t even have to apologize for calling trump a pedo lol
June 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
elon didn’t even have to apologize for calling trump a pedo lol
if i’m being entirely honest my kids are so fun
June 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
if i’m being entirely honest my kids are so fun
i like how the press just assumes we are going to believe greta is safe because of one picture of an idf agent holding a sandwich in her face while she definitely wears an uncomfortable grimace, not a smile, but okay
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i like how the press just assumes we are going to believe greta is safe because of one picture of an idf agent holding a sandwich in her face while she definitely wears an uncomfortable grimace, not a smile, but okay