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Audrey Hepbones
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Quick question, wtf were they thinking when they named that store Banana Republic?
February 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Other people have leg days, I have hours-long tub days. Equally important. Guess where I am RIGHT NOW
a small dog is taking a bath in a bucket with soap on its head .
ALT: a small dog is taking a bath in a bucket with soap on its head .
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January 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
2025 already kicking us while we’re down. Waking up to a terrorist attack and multiple deaths in your joy-filled hometown is as American as apple pie. #hateithere
🚨 Police confirm 10 dead, 30 injured in New Orleans mass casualty event—according to eyewitnesses, the driver plowed into a crowd celebrating the New Year, got out of the vehicle, then opened fire. Police fired back.
January 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Convinced the best path forward in the short term is to be very loud online about how Elon Musk is the real president
November 14, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Sorry but Glen Powell looks like if Yoda and the Terminator cop had a baby aka not cute. Stop trynna make Glen Powell happen, it’s not going to happen
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
A fun fact about me is that I am supposedly directly related to Prince John from the Robin Hood legend, but also have an aunt named…Robin Hood.
A fun fact about me is that Holland Taylor invited me (and only me) to her house and made me a bangin’ martini.
A fun fact about me is that I got stoned with Solange once.
November 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Some pictures of the sky, because why not
November 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Please enjoy this picture of my ridiculous pet
November 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Things that shaped me 🤩
November 10, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Hello, bluesky! This is my first post, so I thought I would share a pic of my friendly nbhood fox who comes when I call him (bc I give him snacks, obviously). Say hi to Foxy 👋
November 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM