Audrey, friend of eggbug
@audreydog.online
18+
she/they, 33, enby mess from the midwest US
Forklift certified!
pfp: @stuffiescorner.bsky.social
she/they, 33, enby mess from the midwest US
Forklift certified!
pfp: @stuffiescorner.bsky.social
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
going to college in 2025 is apparently just watching the same old VHS videos from the 90's but very poorly captured and uploaded to youtube 12 years ago
September 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
going to college in 2025 is apparently just watching the same old VHS videos from the 90's but very poorly captured and uploaded to youtube 12 years ago
no more data centers
they already have enough data
give it back
I can't remember anything
they already have enough data
give it back
I can't remember anything
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
no more data centers
they already have enough data
give it back
I can't remember anything
they already have enough data
give it back
I can't remember anything
Life after 30 is being exciting when you remember the first aid cabinet at work carries antacids
July 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Life after 30 is being exciting when you remember the first aid cabinet at work carries antacids
installing linux and having everything just work is simultaneously exciting and disappointing
July 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
installing linux and having everything just work is simultaneously exciting and disappointing
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trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether
very much hoping no one was in earshot when I accidentally started a machine running in dry mode and shouted, "Wet! Wet! I want you wet!”
July 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
very much hoping no one was in earshot when I accidentally started a machine running in dry mode and shouted, "Wet! Wet! I want you wet!”
finally an accurate depiction of Wisconsin
June 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
finally an accurate depiction of Wisconsin
bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and bites you and
why does your cat knead you?
obviously it's because they loaf you
obviously it's because they loaf you
June 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
why does your cat knead you?
obviously it's because they loaf you
obviously it's because they loaf you
sure you can't do severals without cohost but you can keep doing servals
June 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sure you can't do severals without cohost but you can keep doing servals
I like it when the girls kiss
June 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I like it when the girls kiss
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nonbinary pride flag but you're mourning the loss of cohost and lego trans neon orange
June 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
nonbinary pride flag but you're mourning the loss of cohost and lego trans neon orange
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the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing
Trump is flying to The Hague for the NATO summit, Fox News reports.
June 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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sharks in the tide pools today
June 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
sharks in the tide pools today
kindly requesting my fedi instance to not go down again
I don't want to have to deal with moving instances
I don't want to have to deal with moving instances
June 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
kindly requesting my fedi instance to not go down again
I don't want to have to deal with moving instances
I don't want to have to deal with moving instances
measles?
it's measles, isn't it?
it's measles, isn't it?
June 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
measles?
it's measles, isn't it?
it's measles, isn't it?
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Pride content is hard for me through the traumas and fears, but I tried to run with confidence my friends have been slowly nurturing to take a step for a more direct self representation and little more true to life of this damaged ball of stress. Yall are awesome <3
June 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Pride content is hard for me through the traumas and fears, but I tried to run with confidence my friends have been slowly nurturing to take a step for a more direct self representation and little more true to life of this damaged ball of stress. Yall are awesome <3
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don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage
June 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage
Literally nobody cares that your voice is deep. Just join the voice chat and stop making yourself lonely.
June 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Literally nobody cares that your voice is deep. Just join the voice chat and stop making yourself lonely.