Audley Wright
@audleywright.bsky.social
Cook, Baker, Freelance Writer, Caster, Coach, Analyst, Social Media, Satirist, Dungeon Master. http://twitch.tv/TiberiusAudley
Finally got around to making a new perfume in the special bottle my girlfriend got me for my birthday, so I hadta throw together a fit to match the vibe tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Finally got around to making a new perfume in the special bottle my girlfriend got me for my birthday, so I hadta throw together a fit to match the vibe tonight.
One of my most used reaction images when it comes to people complaining about the state of Magic the Gathering seems appropriate here:
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One of my most used reaction images when it comes to people complaining about the state of Magic the Gathering seems appropriate here:
Made some roast sausage and veggies for a fall roast and when I got started chopping, I realized I didn't have any apples like I normally do with this. So I improvised and trusted my knowledge of food science and concocted some weird browned butter sage apple cider vinaigrette.
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Made some roast sausage and veggies for a fall roast and when I got started chopping, I realized I didn't have any apples like I normally do with this. So I improvised and trusted my knowledge of food science and concocted some weird browned butter sage apple cider vinaigrette.
1 AM Prime Tenderloin and Pan Sauce with Smash Potatoes, cause why the fuck not
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
1 AM Prime Tenderloin and Pan Sauce with Smash Potatoes, cause why the fuck not
This image from NYC Comic Con is going around today...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This image from NYC Comic Con is going around today...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Finally got my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles deck into the only acceptable deck box
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Finally got my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles deck into the only acceptable deck box
Carbonara with duck eggs, Guanciale, and Pecorino Romano cheese.
August 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Carbonara with duck eggs, Guanciale, and Pecorino Romano cheese.
All you hafta do is not open this bag~
August 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
All you hafta do is not open this bag~
Embrace fuckin' whimsy, y'all.
July 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Embrace fuckin' whimsy, y'all.
July 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Virulent Silencer inflicts Poison Counters upon opponents, which we already have seen massively utilized in Phyrexian blocks, but... Category-Phi?
What uses the symbol for Phi in MtG?
Oh right, Phyrexians...
What uses the symbol for Phi in MtG?
Oh right, Phyrexians...
June 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Virulent Silencer inflicts Poison Counters upon opponents, which we already have seen massively utilized in Phyrexian blocks, but... Category-Phi?
What uses the symbol for Phi in MtG?
Oh right, Phyrexians...
What uses the symbol for Phi in MtG?
Oh right, Phyrexians...
A Scarlet Orbit bloomed in our yard today. They only bloom for a day, so I wanted to share it with everyone.
June 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A Scarlet Orbit bloomed in our yard today. They only bloom for a day, so I wanted to share it with everyone.
Giving Fey Court vibes for the Georgia Renn Faire this year.
May 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Giving Fey Court vibes for the Georgia Renn Faire this year.
My hot MtG take right now:
If you want to build a deck to compete in current Standard meta that explicitly does not use Blue or Red, this is the single best card you can build around.
Oh, you're running Prowess and trigger it with 1-drop Blue spells? Thanks for buffing my snakey boy.
If you want to build a deck to compete in current Standard meta that explicitly does not use Blue or Red, this is the single best card you can build around.
Oh, you're running Prowess and trigger it with 1-drop Blue spells? Thanks for buffing my snakey boy.
May 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My hot MtG take right now:
If you want to build a deck to compete in current Standard meta that explicitly does not use Blue or Red, this is the single best card you can build around.
Oh, you're running Prowess and trigger it with 1-drop Blue spells? Thanks for buffing my snakey boy.
If you want to build a deck to compete in current Standard meta that explicitly does not use Blue or Red, this is the single best card you can build around.
Oh, you're running Prowess and trigger it with 1-drop Blue spells? Thanks for buffing my snakey boy.
MY GRIXIS CLOWNS WILL FUCK YOU UP
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
MY GRIXIS CLOWNS WILL FUCK YOU UP
You guys have absolutely no idea how absolutely far I would go to get my hands on whatever the rarest form of this motherfucker ends up being when it launches.
May 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You guys have absolutely no idea how absolutely far I would go to get my hands on whatever the rarest form of this motherfucker ends up being when it launches.
Don't let the media lie to you, Leo is not the first Pope to be elected from America.
#ScottyDoesntKnow
#ScottyDoesntKnow
May 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Don't let the media lie to you, Leo is not the first Pope to be elected from America.
#ScottyDoesntKnow
#ScottyDoesntKnow
The commander of the final deck: (I'm disappointed the Sultai version of this creature is a Shaman, while the Dimir and Monoblack versions both include Ninja. WHERE IS MY NINJA SUBTYPE WOTC?!)
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The commander of the final deck: (I'm disappointed the Sultai version of this creature is a Shaman, while the Dimir and Monoblack versions both include Ninja. WHERE IS MY NINJA SUBTYPE WOTC?!)
The commanders of these four decks (top left -> clockwise order):
May 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The commanders of these four decks (top left -> clockwise order):
Bought new deck boxes for 4 of the 5 absolute nonsense Commander decks I'm working on right now.
The colors are a hint as to the theme of the fifth deck.
The colors are a hint as to the theme of the fifth deck.
May 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bought new deck boxes for 4 of the 5 absolute nonsense Commander decks I'm working on right now.
The colors are a hint as to the theme of the fifth deck.
The colors are a hint as to the theme of the fifth deck.
I want to own this suit of armor.
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I want to own this suit of armor.
Arrived home from a work trip to find my commission from @brandibeast.bsky.social waiting for me on the doorstep.
Behold, now I can be the troll you have always known me to be!
Behold, now I can be the troll you have always known me to be!
April 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Arrived home from a work trip to find my commission from @brandibeast.bsky.social waiting for me on the doorstep.
Behold, now I can be the troll you have always known me to be!
Behold, now I can be the troll you have always known me to be!
Spaghetti carbonara
March 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Spaghetti carbonara