Audley Wright
@audleywright.bsky.social
Cook, Baker, Freelance Writer, Caster, Coach, Analyst, Social Media, Satirist, Dungeon Master. http://twitch.tv/TiberiusAudley
This has been Southern Baptist Evangelism for decades
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This has been Southern Baptist Evangelism for decades
Reposted by Audley Wright
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
The real fun of the deck is the "Court of" cards (It's Kefka, COURT Mage)...coupled with Obeka, Splitter of Seconds, for multiple upkeep triggers in a single turn.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The real fun of the deck is the "Court of" cards (It's Kefka, COURT Mage)...coupled with Obeka, Splitter of Seconds, for multiple upkeep triggers in a single turn.
Reposted by Audley Wright
Yes but it's so friendly, look, it's borderline group hug (don't look at the four cards under Harmonic Prodigy)
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yes but it's so friendly, look, it's borderline group hug (don't look at the four cards under Harmonic Prodigy)
Yes but it's so friendly, look, it's borderline group hug (don't look at the four cards under Harmonic Prodigy)
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yes but it's so friendly, look, it's borderline group hug (don't look at the four cards under Harmonic Prodigy)
I have officially built my most expensive Commander deck to date...but all three of these Kefkas were pack pulls so it gets extra dopamine.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I have officially built my most expensive Commander deck to date...but all three of these Kefkas were pack pulls so it gets extra dopamine.
The Epstein Files are covered in so much black they are not able to be accessed by Anish Kapoor or someone in any way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, purchased on behalf of Anish Kapoor, or by an associate of Anish Kapoor.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Epstein Files are covered in so much black they are not able to be accessed by Anish Kapoor or someone in any way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, purchased on behalf of Anish Kapoor, or by an associate of Anish Kapoor.
MaRo teaser blog confirms Ouphes are returning in Lorwyn Eclipsed.
Last update on Ouphes was in 2018, when he declared them a 9 on the Beeble scale.
BUT THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK
Last update on Ouphes was in 2018, when he declared them a 9 on the Beeble scale.
BUT THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
MaRo teaser blog confirms Ouphes are returning in Lorwyn Eclipsed.
Last update on Ouphes was in 2018, when he declared them a 9 on the Beeble scale.
BUT THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK
Last update on Ouphes was in 2018, when he declared them a 9 on the Beeble scale.
BUT THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK
GUYS GUYS WE'VE GOT A BEEBLE NINE COMING IN LORWYN ECLIPSED
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
GUYS GUYS WE'VE GOT A BEEBLE NINE COMING IN LORWYN ECLIPSED
Ban Vivi
Izzet still running rampant
I'm pulling for Ouroboroid (Simic or Golgari) to win it all
Izzet still running rampant
I'm pulling for Ouroboroid (Simic or Golgari) to win it all
The Magic World Championship 31 metagame breakdown is out, and Izzet Lessons is the most-played Standard deck! #MTGWorlds
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ban Vivi
Izzet still running rampant
I'm pulling for Ouroboroid (Simic or Golgari) to win it all
Izzet still running rampant
I'm pulling for Ouroboroid (Simic or Golgari) to win it all
Rip Van Winkle was the original Sleeper Build.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Rip Van Winkle was the original Sleeper Build.
Today's "I know I'm not the first person to think of it, but I know this is absolute fire" culinary idea:
Skipping the usual red wine or apple cider vinegar in the Collard Greens and instead using pickle juice.
Skipping the usual red wine or apple cider vinegar in the Collard Greens and instead using pickle juice.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today's "I know I'm not the first person to think of it, but I know this is absolute fire" culinary idea:
Skipping the usual red wine or apple cider vinegar in the Collard Greens and instead using pickle juice.
Skipping the usual red wine or apple cider vinegar in the Collard Greens and instead using pickle juice.
The gravy was caramelized Onions/Mirepoix, shiitake+oyster mushrooms, a Ceylon tea with clove, anise, ginger, orange peel, miso broth, molasses, orange flower honey...then was still missing something, soy sauce got the salt and savory to perfect balance.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The gravy was caramelized Onions/Mirepoix, shiitake+oyster mushrooms, a Ceylon tea with clove, anise, ginger, orange peel, miso broth, molasses, orange flower honey...then was still missing something, soy sauce got the salt and savory to perfect balance.
Verdict: Weird, tasty, not as good as regular mash with turkey gravy by any means
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Verdict: Weird, tasty, not as good as regular mash with turkey gravy by any means
I've been online since before these folks were born
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I've been online since before these folks were born
Do you think clove/cardamom spices in a mash+gravy is a bad idea
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Do you think clove/cardamom spices in a mash+gravy is a bad idea
I am going with a blend of garnet/Japanese Sweet potatoes and Yukon Gold potatoes for flavor, with a heap of russet potatoes for a fluffier texture, and making a gravy of Blackstrap Molasses and shiitake mushroom stock...
@cheflubu.bsky.social as a Southern chef, am I flying too close to the sun?
@cheflubu.bsky.social as a Southern chef, am I flying too close to the sun?
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I am going with a blend of garnet/Japanese Sweet potatoes and Yukon Gold potatoes for flavor, with a heap of russet potatoes for a fluffier texture, and making a gravy of Blackstrap Molasses and shiitake mushroom stock...
@cheflubu.bsky.social as a Southern chef, am I flying too close to the sun?
@cheflubu.bsky.social as a Southern chef, am I flying too close to the sun?
This weekend is our household's annual Friendsgiving / Over the Garden Wall theme party. I've undertaken the responsibility of Mac and Cheese, and one item from the show itself I fear may destroy my credibility as a chef:
"Potatoes and Molasses"
"Potatoes and Molasses"
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This weekend is our household's annual Friendsgiving / Over the Garden Wall theme party. I've undertaken the responsibility of Mac and Cheese, and one item from the show itself I fear may destroy my credibility as a chef:
"Potatoes and Molasses"
"Potatoes and Molasses"
Reposted by Audley Wright
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
Monkey's paw curls
Monkey eat fistful of DORT
Monkey safe from bacteria
Monkey eat fistful of DORT
Monkey safe from bacteria
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Monkey's paw curls
Monkey eat fistful of DORT
Monkey safe from bacteria
Monkey eat fistful of DORT
Monkey safe from bacteria
Finally got around to making a new perfume in the special bottle my girlfriend got me for my birthday, so I hadta throw together a fit to match the vibe tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Finally got around to making a new perfume in the special bottle my girlfriend got me for my birthday, so I hadta throw together a fit to match the vibe tonight.
Yeah, if after like 5-10 exchanges I'm still the one asking every single question and having to lead the conversation entirely on my own, I don't invest anymore energy into it, regardless of whether they're one syllable, one sentence, or even well thought out responses. Can't be a one-way street.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yeah, if after like 5-10 exchanges I'm still the one asking every single question and having to lead the conversation entirely on my own, I don't invest anymore energy into it, regardless of whether they're one syllable, one sentence, or even well thought out responses. Can't be a one-way street.
And James Beard award-winning pussy, in states where the Michelin travel guide has not been posted.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
And James Beard award-winning pussy, in states where the Michelin travel guide has not been posted.